Shawn

Things show up in my brain and then they end up here.
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remember to only slash 3 of their tires so insurance wont cover it

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the old he-man cartoons is just getting flashbanged for 20 minutes and then being fed a life lesson at the end

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peanut butter sammy with bologna as bread

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i really spent 7 years keeping up with this stupid show and now its over :(

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mustard on pizza ftw

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it was the answer holy moly

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i think the answer is getting my ears pierced

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impromptu speech? more like impromptu-sound like a blubbering bafoon infront of my peers for an entire minute

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@BeaneeBrian its because i put my ass on it before handing it out ✌️
#sorrynotsorry

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a spoonfull of sugar (a singular can of soda) really does help the medicine (a 5th of whiskey) go down

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450 games in my library and i still end up launching @PlayOverwatch

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pulled up to the bell with her bf 😭😭

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sandwich girl 👀

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overwatch is so back

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imma end up on cnn tonight

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the second half of the movie is what 4 loko does to a mf

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chat we literally got swatted

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my big backery might have just peaked

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"Thanos is oddly hot in a weird purple way"
-My communications prof

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why it feel like 2026 came laced with melatonin

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time for my redemption arc