The Dude

Cheeseburger activist. Married to a drama queen. Beer.

[The Dude @RippeeJ]

@wsbmod I support this guys investment strategy, spiritually, not literally. Dont call me for money.

[The Dude @RippeeJ]

Son: Did you ever "pull" any girls im college?

Me: I haven't pulled any girl's hair since 1st grade.

Son: You're doing it wrong.

He's 12

[The Dude @RippeeJ]

@InternetH0F My first time at bat I tried to penetrate a belly button. My stats have improved in 25 years.

[Roberto Rios @peruvian_bull]

A new financial crisis is brewing. There is an accelerating withdrawal of money throughout the entire system.

The Dying Banks and the Singularity.

A Thread 🧵👇

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

When you take a fire selfie but remember you banned internet in your country

[The Dude @RippeeJ]

@Kelso2Turnt @DailyLoud CPT bone spur.

[The Dude @RippeeJ]

@Kelso2Turnt @DailyLoud Ya. He's quite the warrior.

[The Dude @RippeeJ]

Today is my dog's one year Birthday.

A thread 🧵

[The Dude @RippeeJ]

Am I the best doggie daddy? Obviously.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Did I do all this under a thinly veiled threat of divorce? Why else would I?

No need for your praise. I do it for the dogs.

[The Dude @RippeeJ]

@JimJame74888138 No

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

What’s the whitest place in America?

I nominate the state that seceded from the Union to form a country until it fought a war over slavery & …

Wait…You think I’m talking about the Confederate States of America?

Nah. You gotta hear about the FIRST White Wakanda!

A thread:

[The Dude @RippeeJ]

@laurawolff Marry a woman. You won't have time to input thought variables into the Convo.

Source: married a woman.

[Kenny Lay (Parody) @EnronChairman]

I am a little worried about Mr. Dimiceli