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| League-Verse enthusiast| Jack of all trades'| Elo 1300ish|Kheios|Future Box

[claviculaRIS @RisDelucem]

Dewa kipas vs WGM Irene chess match commentator, No. 1 GM In indonesia, GM Susanto Megaranto, looking really like a last boss in a chess anime tournament arc..

As a weebs, and a chess enthusiast, this realllyyy awesome..

[Anies Rasyid Baswedan @aniesbaswedan]

Bila boleh urun pendapat soal Board of Peace...

[Alma ☾⋆⁺₊🎮✩°｡ @alsjournall]

Soalnya gue telat 7 tahun, baru sadar sekarang ternyata tiap bapak gue malem malem duduk di depan teras, pikiran kosong, tuh penyebabnya karena, jadi cowo emang seberat itu.

Gue telat 7 tahun belain dia waktu dizolimin keluarganya.

Telat 7 tahun buat ngasih kado, apalagi bunga. Sekarang bunga yang gue kasih harus tinggal petals gini.

Sedih banget.

Makanya gue gamau cowo cowo, calon bapak, di sia sia sama gender gue sendiri, cuma karena mereka gabisa kaya cowo fiksi novel dark romance.

[Mohamad Fuad @_BangFu]

2 tahun lalu yg begini yg diendorse sama influencer2 bajingan sambjl senyam senyum, dipilih oleh mereka yg tolol sambil nangis2, yg akhirnya membuat anak2 keracuna, warga Aceh tak dilirik bantuan dan bergabung bersama zionis.

Bangke kalian

[TuminiBall.FM @Tumini_Ball]

Kelewat sehari, 14 februari 2024 tepat 2 tahun yang lalu. Nangisin prabowo jadi trend di tiktok dan kemenangan pragrib di kontestasi presiden wapres indo.

Dan jangan ditanya bagaimana mereka sekarang? Tentu tetap tegak lurus dan kekeuh program pragrib sempurna. 🥲

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

Damn she really wanted to be a whore one last time.

[Emerald Apple @AI_EmeraldApple]

How many time has this story happened?
>Nice guy beta male does everything for her.
>Bad boy alpha male is in the picture.
>Hypergamous female cheats on the beta.
>Beta defends it and internalize the breakup as "mutual".

It's a tale as old as time man...

[Gin @Isr_KK]

Anjir malah aturannya diganti, aturan agama pula.

Akuin aja warga negaramu lebih banyak layak jd penerima zakat daripada pemberi zakat.

Gaji 15jt/bulan sbagai estimasi itu memang sgitu standar hidup layak. Agama aja tau, kaliannya tidak tau diri.

[Hellena Yoranita Souisa, PhD @sweethellena]

Seumur hidup baru lihat Mas Hikmah sampai marah begini... Biasanya bahasanya tertata, emosinya terkelola. Tapi ya wajar...

[Budi【DavidBeatt】🐿🦉🎨🔮🧟‍♀️☔🦚🍂🔨📜 @BudiBukanIntel]

Masi potongan intel, belum yang potongan warga biasa yg ngintel

[Riz @rizkidwika]

Kalo kita ada di negara yang waras, harusnya bakalan:
-izin usaha dicabut
-pemerintah lokalnya minta maaf
-pejabatnya mundur
-warganya diamankan/karantina
-usahanya harus ganti rugi

Sayangnya kita nggak waras

[Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico ☘️🇧🇷🇲🇽🔻 @LadPsycho]

Hary Tanoe spotted in the Epstein files #fairs

[:) @Outstandjing]

Sekali lagi saya sampaikan: kemunculannya BUKAN kebetulan

Ada orang-orang waras, terdidik, dan terlatih, yg dengan sengaja memberi dia panggung

[zhil @zhil_arf]

Kesengajaan Soeharto dalam melakukan pelembagaan premanisme sangat melukai Indonesia secara permanen.

Luka ini terlihat dari satelit.

Ada alasan sederhana mengapa model segregasi perumahan cluster sangat laku di Jabodetabek.

Tembok rumah cluster adalah benteng dari preman.

Ketika negara tidak hadir, yang hadir adalah Sinarmas, Agung Sedayu, dan Summarecon.

Sebagai perusahaan swasta, mereka hadir hanya untuk masyarakat kaya yang mampu membayar.

Masyarakat yang miskin ditembok bersama para preman buas. Mereka dirampok, UMKM mereka dirampok, pabrik tempat mereka bekerja dirampok dan pindah ke Vietnam. Akhirnya miskin selamanya.

[Sneak @SneakyBeaver]

Look at this generational beat down of a community note😭

[Skooch @Skooch]

Kingsman is having the experience that every solo queue player THINKS they’re having. Bro is doing everything right, asking the team to strategize better to improve their chances of winning and then being told to shut the fuck up by the 0-5 player that claims they are secretly the reason the game winnable

It’s actually so funny man he was in hell
😭😭😭

[OnlyWaifu 🇦🇷 @OnlyWaifu]

>Intentionally throw $40k tournament
>bully and shit talk the only guy trying to win
> throw the "we play for fun and vibes" excuse
>make fun of the fact he needs the money for his college funds
>call him "poor"
>get him unjustly banned

The "I play for fun" crowd, everyone.

[TECTONE 🇺🇸 @Tectone]

TL:DR of Kingsman Drama:

> 40k tournament on the line
> Kingsman recommends team takes games seriously because 40k is a lot of money
> Team is a group of women
> one chick is 0-5 while king is 18-2
> Kingsman suggest she swaps to a different character he even offers to swap to a different character for her to
> she refuses both whole team shits on him
> Kingsman warns whole team that every other team is gonna run triple support (busted team comp)
> whole team berates him again tells him he’s wrong
> whole tournament does exactly that and runs triple support
> their team goes 1-8 gets lasts place because they didn’t listen
> they never apologize all gang up on Kingsman again
> woman gets team and boyfriend to write a google doc on king labeling him a horrible person
> it works on tournament he gets kicked out
> Kingsman goes live gets sponsored has biggest stream ever makes more than 40k off return stream and yt vid

Justice has come. The days of lying oversensitive women are coming to a close.

Big W

[𝓙𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓱🌹 @nxtmosphere]

Dia minta 10 juta. Gue posisikan diri gue jadi adeknya yg bangsat ini. Paling mentok otak busuk gue, gue tilep 1,5 juta buat beli member pilates 10x session. Masih sisa 8,5. Sejuta buat kos, lainnya buat bayar UKT, dan buat biaya bertahan hidup. Sekali lagi. Nonton konser. Di singapore.

Bro 😭😭😭😭

[Budi【DavidBeatt】🐿🦉🎨🔮🧟‍♀️☔🦚🍂🔨📜 @BudiBukanIntel]

Kata tompi ptosis, apa aja oenyebab ptosis? Silahkan gugel aja, yang ngomong kan tompi bukan saya

[Habis Nonton Film @HabisNontonFilm]

Mba Inayah Wahid main lagi ke LAPOR PAK!

Seru nih. Terlalu pinggir jurang😆