Rishi Jethi

illumeably, santa browser, bites

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

@Codie_Sanchez I'd hope companies would focus on setting reasonable ROAS thresholds that take COGS into account, but often times they burn money on ads thinking that more spend will magically force results

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

@MediaKing you're big where it matters <3

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

@MediaKing Don’t chase rookie numbers

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

@weill i'll think about it with you if you're in sf

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

@chesterzelaya jestermaxxing lol

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

@ItsMatthewAo @byjasonz you can get the actual signed download links for each platform via api, and then those links can be streamed from any point

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

This video was produced by my team. Random accounts across X are clipping our work without any attribution and there's a chance that they're making money off these clips too. I'm glad to see that X is trying to prioritize original creators over aggregators, but when I try to post our clips on our page @illumeably, they don't perform that well. What do you recommend @nikitabier

[POPstarr📸 @99Starrpop]

He tried to return her money to her, and this happened🎬🍿

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

@MediaKing It’s okay, they’re too poor to float the paid spend at scale

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

Hannah Montana anniversary got my god damn allergies acting up. FUCK

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

Damn they really cancelled the steve wilkos show... I'll make you proud, Jerry

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

@orenmeetsworld this is turning the convo into something that it's not... the thought leaders from a16z and the guy who handled growth at uber are not people who got scammed, and the people who are empathizing with them have probably never touched fb ads manager a day in their lives

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

@theisaacmed these are the same people who swear that their purchase decisions are not influenced by any form of paid media. it's funny to see how out of touch most people are, especially here in silicon valley, where scaling consumer facing products attribute majority of their growth to ads

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

@andruyeung But Clifford and I were just planning pick up games for the next time I come to nyc 😢

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

Why I never went for Forbes 30u30

[Ryan @ohryansbelt]

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown:

> 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in
> Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions
> All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client
> Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months
> The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done
> Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author
> Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper"
> When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams
> Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved
> When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance
> Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

@MediaKing Brb gonna save up so I can buy 100% of marketbeat

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

when you're in a rush

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

@kamal_razzak This jestermaxxer needs to give me his business so I can run it profitably

[Rishi Jethi @RishiJethi]

@MediaKing Quit letting ezoic take from you 😆