Rishuu

way to cocky, way to humble💙

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

@omfuze My little brother keeps sending me $100K job listings from his company like, “You should apply.”
Then follows it up with: “Just lie about literally everything.” 😭

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

Treat every conversation at work like there’s a microphone on. You never know what might get replayed. 👀

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

"Bro is on an undercover mission to nowhere 🐜🧗‍♂️
"The plot of this ant’s day is more interesting than my entire week."

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

You don't have to win every argument . Agree to disagree✨️

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

No in-between, ever. I can wake up at 5 AM or 1 PM. Be productive for 15 hours or do nothing for 3 days. Reply instantly or vanish for 2 weeks. Love being alone but still crave company. Overthink every possible scenario… then hit myself with “it is what it is.” 💀

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

Someone who had the boss’s full trust suddenly vanished this morning after using a resignation agency. And somehow… it’s already getting hot. 👀

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

@rin_ayase_481 Getting mad at the printer, then getting mad at the coworker, then leaving without printing anything... corporate comedy gold.

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

@rin_ayase_481 Next time leave a sticky note on the machine: "If you can click 'Print', you can change the cartridge."

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

@rin_ayase_481 He wanted you to offer to do it for him so badly, and when the trick didn't work, he panicked.

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

@rin_ayase_481 10/10 response. Normalize not doing basic tasks for coworkers who are fully capable of reading instructions.

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

@rin_ayase_481 The way people will throw a whole tantrum at work instead of opening a plastic latch and sliding a cylinder in.

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

@rin_ayase_481 He really thought office supplies came with a complimentary personal assistant.

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

@rin_ayase_481 "Does that mean you don't know how?" is the ultimate power move to shut down office laziness. Stealing this.

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

@rin_ayase_481 The copier screen literally gives step-by-step color diagrams on how to do it. Bro got humbled.

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

@rin_ayase_481 Weaponized incompetence at its finest. Good on you for not doing it for him!

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

@errvox13 Yes

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

A little peace, a little beauty, and a lot of memories. 🏯✨

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

I’m so tired of my feed being flooded with “my body part is too big” tweets. 😭 Maybe remember that not everyone has the same body or experiences before posting stuff like that nonstop.

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

Anyone else still tweeting into the void with 0 likes? 😭

[Rishuu @Rishuu47]

Meeting up with a friend I basically ghosted for ages… yeah, that was awkward 😭