Elle Fields

Not just stupid, also very dumb

[yessenia @ymsox]

i am a lover with or without a lover. because love is who i am not who i'm with.

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

“omg you let your cat on the counter” i would let my cat shoot you if she wanted.

[🌸 @qershi_]

told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

asking a toddler to switch seats with me on the plane so I can sit next to their hot mom

[Electra @Electrarythm]

Jean Paul Sartre

[bambina @winequished]

fixated on this dress from ann demeulemeester fall 2020

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

ALL TITS ARE REAL ALL BORDERS ARE FAKE

[angel @clicknoboyss]

y’all just now realizing björk is bisexual?

[angel mars @ultrap0p]

if someone followed me around my house and saw how much i use my phone i believe they’d choose to mercy kill me

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

It’s adorable how impressionable they are

[gina_scooter @gina_scooter]

you just gotta read old slop. Like 30s-70s pulp, romance, mysteries. They're all so written so much better. I basically can't read new genre books because of it.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Calling the Suicide Hotline and using my Beast Mode Persuasion Skills until They Agree that I need to Die

[ege @egeofanatolia]

whispering “i must not kill myself. killing myself is the mind killer.” to myself every twenty minutes

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[Malenti - Community Gardening Era 🎃 @Malentiposting]

The Pope trying to explain catholicism to an American: imagine a d20

[𝖹𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝖡𝗋𝗒𝖺𝗇 𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 @hicksinferno]

Still one of my all time favorites

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now