Matt Rissmiller

I'm still gonna send it. PCT 17

[Matt Rissmiller @Risstits719]

Hey fuck people who scrape forks against their teeth when they eat

[ESPN @espn]

“How am I going to make somebody else’s life better today?”

This talk from Ernie Johnson will inspire you today ❤️

(via @AlabamaFTBL)

[Matt Rissmiller @Risstits719]

Watching the Lion King as an adult: “Look Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom” damn I wonder what the property taxes on that would be

[Matt Rissmiller @Risstits719]

AYE, keep your fucking OnlyFans bullshit off Facebook. This is a family establishment god damn it.

[Matt Rissmiller @Risstits719]

I’ve been pretty fucking sick at roller blading in a couple of my dreams lately so idk maybe I....no no I couldn’t.

[Matt Rissmiller @Risstits719]

If you publicly announce the you’re “built different” you’re probably in fact, not built very different at all.

[Matt Rissmiller @Risstits719]

Everybody has something that they take to their grave

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

yeah sex is cool but what about when you’re cutting wrapping paper and it goes ——— instead of ~~~~~

[Matt Rissmiller @Risstits719]

@Trevornoah pls sign the show back over to Jon Stewart, just terrible.

[Matt Rissmiller @Risstits719]

We get itttttt, you have a dope sticker/pin now. Relax.

[Matt Rissmiller @Risstits719]

@aliciavalenski Via snap of course 💐

[Matt Rissmiller @Risstits719]

People that sing to their camera and put it on snap story, how do you expect people to respond to that??

[Matt Rissmiller @Risstits719]

An idea: get a crew that films the masters or the open, to go set up at an average course and watch regular people golf and film it.

[b°rk 🇳🇿 @boomborks]

oh no Bella watch out!!

[Matt Rissmiller @Risstits719]

Why is no one talking about how much cam looks like a pineapple

[Ömar @ImNotAbdi]

Imagine running for your life and this is the fastest you can go

[Matt Rissmiller @Risstits719]

@John_Ramboi @LaBar31 Just a different gear 💨

[LaBar @LaBar31]

Whoa