Josh Ritenour

A pinch of sugar, a shovel of salt and a dump truck of smart-ass. Tweets are my own.

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

“Rising up like a salmon” is just… wow, guy #USAvCHI

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

Repost for a chance to win a game-ready ball from JV’s 2011 no-hitter, a bobblehead & a team-issued jersey!

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

Go @Tigers!

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

I miss this guy so much ❤️

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

In 1993, Chris Farley took a camcorder to an L.A. mall to teach guys how to flirt with women and the results were perfect 😂 this is the type of history we must preserve

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

@Todd_Spence I miss this guy so much ❤️

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

Go @Tigers!

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

@Charlottean28 Tonight? That’s a good one.

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

PRESSURE? WHAT PRESSURE?

BRETT CALLAHAN 2-RUN RBI TRIPLE ON HIS FIRST @MLB PITCH!!

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

Go @Tigers!

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

Def gettin’ that Fallen movie vibe from #Spiderman Brand New Day.

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
Basic training is underway. A new campaign is upon us. I am enraptured. The men look strong and determined. Time away from the battlefield has done me well — and allowed my mind and neck beard to grow closer. Please send squirrel oil and your scrumptious salted pork ankles. I feel plucky about what lie ahead.
— Andrew

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

Go @Tigers

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

The amount of bots shitting on Jennifer Hudson’s performance of the National Anthem is hysterical. Oh wait, Tom Cruise is talking… brb

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

@ShawnReynolds_

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

Go @Tigers and Eduardo Valencia!

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

@FOXSports @roybelly Red card, yellow card… who gives a shit? We won… by 2… a man down 👋

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

Go @Tigers!

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

Go @Tigers

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

Go @Tigers

[Josh Ritenour @Ritstyx]

Go @Tigers