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Riva (like diva) • Jewish, DŸKE • 33 • nonbinary • they/he • hh stands for HELLA HELLA

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Got a lot of complements on my outfit at RotJ with the @PhoenixSymphony @starwars #starwars

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@Uber @UberEats is the 15% Father’s Day discount on gift cards legit?? I tapped the notification I got shortly after it popped up and your app said the promo was invalid/gone

I’m trying to give you my money… 😒

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

You ever read something and know it was written to be screencapped for tumblr

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@valleymetro The scan history also didn’t load when I went to that section in the app 😒😒😒 I tried that

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It’s not my fault if the app won’t actually load for fare inspection, why can’t the app consistently work? @valleymetro
Things FINALLY did load for the fare inspector to zap the QR code but it’s ridiculous that the app I’m required to use to ride the metro is so shoddy

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@PerogiXW @DaBigChillSFW It’s more of a burger to me than a fried chicken sandwich in a hamburger bun is… but I wouldn’t immediately think of a patty melt when someone mentions “burger”

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

project hail mary has to be holding some of these critics' children hostage at gunpoint

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@LESB0TAC0N 🙋🏻‍♀️

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So is Sigourney Weaver the only woman in the galaxy or…

[lewys piper 🇵🇸 @generalquixote]

nice argument. unfortunately I have already depicted you as the wildly ricocheting seething american cop, and me as the serenely and peacefully descending scottish piper

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

getting drunk with the boys watching "star wars" and my comments about C3PO start getting increasingly inappropriate and sexual. at least twice i refer to him by my ex-wife's name

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I love being handy and competent and steadfast and independent

[meg 🍉 @chants_de_lune]

this is what they’d be wearing in the Odyssey if Nolan wasn’t a coward

[Sarah 🤍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HMFC_1874_]

I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Boor @Wild_Boor]

@PoliceIncident First rule of gun safety is to have fun

[dead domain (OF 50% OFF 🏳️‍🌈) @DomainDead]

I think the only discussions anyone should be having about Elon Musk is how he should die.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Release Black men from prison over weed charges 🖤

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Starting another scrappy blanket using leftover yarn

[Em @arcadioenjoyer]

really good instagram ad

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen