dumb but tall

dumb but not hot enough to be a himbo • he/him

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

Everything is unisex if you just wear it

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

going to fall back into my depressive habit of buying plants i fear

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

@feministranch i’m the kids

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

what’s the point of being gay if you’re not also going to be queer

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

@pcills95 time for minion and NOT da bob

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

how do you tell someone nicely they need to do something different with their hair

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

i need to stop saying yar

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

when people are hot i’m like that’s hot

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

there’s something so queer coded about a 30
min walk home from the bar at 2 am

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

if they gave out olympic medals for driving while eating costco soft serve i’d have the gold medal every time mary

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

retinol night <3 skin burning <3

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

@feministranch you loooveee my mirror

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

@walmartjessday and you’re always right bestie

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

doing the unimaginable.. walking to the gym

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

she said it’s a great day to be single

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Keke Palmer shares photos of herself at the Usher concert following her boyfriend’s public rant shaming her outfit choice.

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

@kevinbaum013 drag his ass kevin

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

@feministranch guess who

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

getting drunk in idaho <3

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

@feministranch the way i’d like to watch a movie and eat a whole container of then like popcorn

[dumb but tall @River_Baker]

every bad driver is addicted to driving while i’m driving