Alyssa Rivera

Friend, Daughter, College Student, Toddlers & Tiaras enthusiast

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

Busted by @traviscoxson #cootercountyforever #sorryimbadattwitter #okrr

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

There's no @BreakingBad_AMC 2nite but there's a football game at midnight on a baseball field?! #theworldisending #HappySunday #wtfnfl

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

Was really proud of myself for running to get to work on time until I realized I was 30 min early #couldhavesleptin

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

I spy with my little eye some awesome parenting! #sarcasm #donthityourtoddlerinpublic #happyfathersday? #bwi

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

This child is clearly a rock star #nannytweet #babybono #hellohello

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

#thatawkwardmomentwhen the family you nanny for tells you they're moving to the suburbs in 2 months #sadnannytweet

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

Pizza and video games on a rainy day, someone call Fran Drescher cause she's been replaced as the ideal nanny

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

"We should leave this on. I'm kind of Ito grown up shows" - this 5 year old while watching Charlie Rose #miniadult #nannytweet

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

He has a bajillion toys but he's been doing this for about 20 minutes... #nannytweet

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

Just got an email I thought was gonna be about an audition but it was just Benihana #stillgood #illtakeit

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

I wish there was an agent at the McDonald's playspace because I am straight KILLING IT with these toddlers #almostfamous #nannytweet

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

I asked these kids if they wanted dessert. They said yes and then asked for an apple and a nectarine #nannytweet #nextgeneration

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

"The Lord of the rings movies are long cause it takes them FOREVER to get to mount doom. Like its dark out when they get there" #nannytweet

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

Chicago is a magical place where dreams come true! @AReneeC #brownline #damen #roaddawg

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

How many calories do we think are in zicam?... Cause I've had about 5 today already #nannylife #happyspring

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

My cashier had the same name as me but spelled it "Allyssa." I am outraged. #YMBJ #toomanyconsonants

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

I want whoever takes the pictures of the food at #BostonMarket to take my
headshots #hungryactor

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

Currently watching Wreck it Ralph for the second time this week and it's only Wednesday! #happyhumpday #nannytweet

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

One of my kids was so excited today to show me his new toy... It was an iPad mini.. #whathappenedtolegos? #nannytweet #goodlife

[Alyssa Rivera @RIVERandanA]

My corn starch just won an Oscar! #famousfood #argo #whereisben?