River Gordon

[Desi king @DesiKing_]

The most performative religion.

[Nilbog Municipal Governent @radiofreenilbog]

The entire Taylor Swift/Kelce wedding feels like this

[leon @skyferrori]

the way she’s gonna film this and sell 300 variants of the wedding to milk her brainless fans dry

[Jimmy Hosang @Hosang]

At this point, I might be worth £5m

[Adam Michie @flicksandtricks]

I had no idea I spoke Croatian.

[B @utdbrxy]

Cape Verde went to war with Spain, Uruguay and Argentina in their first World Cup. We will make sure history remembers this run

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Get ready for an all time offsides graphic

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Just left Taylor Swift’s wedding.
Bad vibes.
They had the rizzler roasting over a fire with an apple in his mouth

[❄️😶‍🌫️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇺🇸🇨🇦 @User7460589]

It’s almost sadly poetic that the only thing lacking is a CF and LW.

In another life, eh.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

the sexual tension between a bullet and my skull is so crazy rn

[Kam #8🏁 @Culturecams]

Kane would try a 60 yard diag in a 5 a side game

[Mr Black @MrBlackFootball]

Special price just for you my friend Mr Marinakis.

The full £130m from the Elliot Anderson sale (and a 95% sell on clause + MGW)

[Bob Dwyer @bob__spurs]

In a world full of Djed Spences and Declan Rices.

Be a Djed Spence.

[Peter Appel @PeterAppel23]

I’m actually pissed off

Jac Caglianone puts a hole in the back of the stadium.

And Statcast has the audacity to say it went a measly 435 feet

I’ll help you out, you stupid robot

PeterVision: 603 feet

[Sven @SvennyG96]

You think I’m missing my kids birth to watch Lukaku chase his touch? Forget it.

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Bam²⁵ @The25thNigga]

A chance to beat Germany and you don’t shoot this ??? Excuse me bruhhh

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Understand no move to Liverpool or Barcelona is planned for Micky van de Ven.

Tottenham see the centre back as key part of the project, Roberto De Zerbi wants him to stay.

No exit planned this summer.

🎥 https://t.co/9YmdcA5v9x

[memes futebolisticos. - vito @Mfutebolisticos]

"Assisti 24 jogos de futebol em 6 dias e tô ótimo"