Rivers

We killed bonding curves.
Live on Robinhood chain.

[Rivers @Riversdotwtf]

we just killed bonding curves

welcome to rivers
the launchpad that shoots bundlers in the knees

live on robinhood

[Rivers @Riversdotwtf]

https://t.co/qrzUF2p530

[Rivers @Riversdotwtf]

here's a visualizer for how @Riversdotwtf replaced bonding curves and solved for bundlers

[Rivers @Riversdotwtf]

i can fix her

[ram @ramonos]

Ok so this is what happened with NOXA:

• NOXA deployer and website is owned by an indian dev
• NOXA fees are going to the founder
• NOXA indian deployer asks for a split
• Founder refuse to give a split
• NOXA indian deployer turned deploying off, and now turned platform fees off

A billion dollar fumble

[fiatphobia @fiatphobia]

here’s what i’m working on next:

• $RIVERS stakers earn 100% of base tokens generated from protocol LP fees of graduated tokens

• referral links

nothing matters more right now than adoption

and @Riversdotwtf can’t succeed without the people, so the best way to align incentives is to give the community real ownership upside

each day for the next 7 days, whoever refers the deployers and traders generating the most volume will earn 90% of that day’s platform revenue

7 days. 7 opportunities to earn protocol revenue.

• phase 1 was fixing the cancer that is bonding curves

• phase 2 is aligning incentives with holders and giving the community ownership upside

• phase 3 is building the product alongside you
pump ignores you, noxa cucks you. ill ship what you actually want.

referral links drop later today, staking to follow

[fiatphobia @fiatphobia]

after taking in feedback, pre-graduation buys on @Riversdotwtf now keep 10% token exposure

tons of ui improvements coming shortly as well

[Rivers @Riversdotwtf]

@PhilOnChain https://t.co/iCLKcOoMGv

[Rivers @Riversdotwtf]

we just killed bonding curves

welcome to rivers
the launchpad that shoots bundlers in the knees

live on robinhood

[Rivers @Riversdotwtf]

it's time to end bonding curve carnage

choose rivers

[fiatphobia @fiatphobia]

token distribution on @Riversdotwtf is unlike any other launchpad because supply cannot be hoarded before graduation

on pump, bundlers ape 2–10% of supply across dozens of wallets and wait to dump on your head

on rivers, early buyers automatically take profit through the lp design as price rises, forcing bundlers out when the token heats up

anyone who wants size after that has to buy post-graduation with real skin in the game

people are still wrapping their brains around the tek, ur early

[Rivers @Riversdotwtf]

https://t.co/uNUkYSsnLH

[Rivers @Riversdotwtf]

we just killed bonding curves

welcome to rivers
the launchpad that shoots bundlers in the knees

live on robinhood