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@GovChristie Fuck you, Chrispy Chreme.

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@kennychesney @SphereVegas Will you be sucking off Bruce Springsteen onstage?

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@kennychesney @springsteen Kenny, as far as I’m concerned, you have made exactly one great song. Being friends with Bruce makes you a douchebag.

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@Mrgunsngear If you had to choose between this Canik or the SAR9, which is the one you would prefer?

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As a teen, I used to go to one particular store at our mall that had a poster selection. They always had two or three posters of Samantha topless. I went there as often as possible. Truth be told, I married a girl that looks very similar to Samantha, with even bigger “attributes”. I chose very well.

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@IngrahamAngle 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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@SaltMineRanch @BreitbartNews No different than a vagrant panhandler aggressively demanding a handout and getting indignant when you tell them to fuck off.

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@It_Takes2469 @HumanityChad Well yes, I am, compared to most people.

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@ASavageNation Hey Savage….. you’re an embarrassment. Old Jew screaming at the clouds. Shut up and go away.

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@Veiny_Boobs Me too!

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@juliandorey Ben has really showed what a piece of shit he is.

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@kathleenmadigan Kathleen, fuck you.

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@hanthorn_t86350 @DrTeslaFSD Yea, and you’re in a Sentra the whole time. 😆

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@honeymoon250 Kneepads & Knockers 2028

Gagney & Lacey 2028

Lush & Lupita 2028

Spits & Swallows 2028

A few that immediately came to mind.

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@AnthonyCumia Each time I am forced to have a layover in ATL it feels like I just landed in Nigeria. Humidity included.

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@RealLAnative @DerrickEvans4WV @mtgreenee I used to like her. Now she’s just a typical scorned woman seeking revenge.

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@patrickbetdavid I’m offended that I even have to know either of these obnoxious bitches names. It’s like discussing two turds floating in a gas station toilet. No one actually gives a fuck about them or their stupid “league”.

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@RealLAnative @NoDMsPerfavore You and I have a lot of the same interests. Shoot me a message if you’d like. 👍