Andrew Carré

[Andrew Carré @rivertolake]

“A slender boy with a handgun,
a fast car, a bottle of pills.”
—Richard Siken

[Andrew Carré @rivertolake]

There isn’t a single pool team at this tournament without an AI generated logo

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It should take you at least 30 minutes to check into your hotel room

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Setting the schedule send for 4:59 PM

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@caro__quintero We have a city trash can in front of our house and any time someone uses it I'm like okay move along

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@caro__quintero Gf from ville platte always reminds me of this when I romanticize her region

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@skooks There's a ton in Jefferson Parish, oddly

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@RevRevvinEv Kanopy is free with a library card

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@AlHendiify @BernieSanders I’ll take what I can get in terms of collective ownership. See also: the Alaska permanent fund.

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@AlHendiify I thought this is what those of us with big feet do cause stairs aren’t long enough

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@AlHendiify Plus the drunk train is often a wholesome experience

[Matt Bruenig @MattBruenig]

a classic

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Too close to intersection, no parking, too close to hydrant.

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@tchoupastyle89 At my screening of Pressure the elderly couple next to me kept arguing about when d day was until the man finally pulled his phone out and googled it

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Every dad in the suburbs seems so sad

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Once you hit your 30s the enemies start accumulating

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

there has to be more to life than being a handsome genius that everyone’s in love with

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@tchoupastyle89 Same, glad I googled before immediately writing it off

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The movie Pressure is very good: not another war movie. Did for meteorology what Arrival did for linguistics.

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@RevRevvinEv @redwoodjungle I think 8 AM Monday is the official departure? But will probably take a while

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@thisnolaguy Damn thanks for the heads up

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@AlHendiify Yeah the Greeks really knocked it out of the park with the whites and blues