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@MissKCross May you send me details please?

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In the tack shop…

Did I need it? No.
Did I buy it? Yes.

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People who say moving house is the most stressful thing on the planet have clearly never moved a horse

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I’ve officially given up. All the dating apps are deleted.

If a man wants me he’s gonna have to woo me in the tack shop.

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Did you know the horses fly to Tokyo in a plane called ‘Air Horse One’ ?!

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The older you get, the more you realise horses are the answer

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Remember - if you’re riding a horse you love, you’ve already won 💕

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Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.

Or own a horse so you can’t afford one anyway...

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Wondering if a drug addiction would have been cheaper than horse ownership...

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Saying you have ‘money tied up in investments’ when really you brought 6 new saddle pads with the intention of returning 3...

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Horses:
Teaching you to stay calm in the face certain death because only one of you gets to freak out at a time and it’s never your turn.

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My ancestors navigated the globe using only the stars and here I am wondering if I can install a GPS to help me remember my dressage test...

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The human brain is an amazing thing. It functions 24/7 and only stops when you head down the centreline in a dressage test

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The perfect staycation doesn’t exis...

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I come with horses, bills and and mental problems. So you best stop waving, you’re probably not ready for this!

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One minute you’re young, wild & free and riding bareback in the fields...
the next minute you’re seriously considering taking your horses joint supplement...

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Me: ‘I’m sad, I need a purpose’

My brain: ‘Did you say purchase?’

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‘It’s just a horse’ people are not my people

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Don’t let anybody make you feel guilty for the life you choose to lead.

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I’m ready for the rest of this week:

Sunglasses
Bobble Hat
Fly Rug
Heavy Weight Turnout
Sun Cream
Full Length Rain Coat
Flip Flops
Wellies