THIS INSANE DEV JUST TURNED @bot INTO A TAMAGACHI!!!
@BobbyThakkar made Grok Pocket, a portable Grok Bot device that lets you bring your AI anywhere!
Followed by some crazy people in the space, sending fees to his github!
made myself a Grok Pocket this weekend so i can take my grok bots on the go and easily switch between them.
gonna spend the evening fine-tuning the animation and making responses minimal.
will open-source it this week.
@BobbyThakkar@raffichill Hey @BobbyThakkar
I made a solana memecoin to for your Grok Pocket project to support development. The fees are sent to your github!
https://t.co/r9CdeBKU9g
HOLY SHIT ANOTHER NFL LARP!!!
This guy just EXPOSED Urad Agee IV for being ANOTHER larping football player selling $3000 birthday visits!!!
solana:4eHuQcGJY9QP5zUPMwUV4r2ECr1DRgJoHbMBnPKRpump went insanely viral and people are already posting about this!!
THIS IS GOOD!!!
People are trolling LA Mayor Karen Bass becuase she approved $1 MILLION for a shitty bathroom with 2 stalls!!!
People are saying it shows the corruption in LA and big political pages are tweeting about it!!!
A firsthand look at Los Angeles’ million dollar public bathroom
Democrats are laundering your tax money
@HarrisonBaum “It's got 2 stalls at $480,000 each — Even though it was pre-built and just dropped in, it still took 20 months to open, longer than the Empire State Building”
“Some might call it a homeless duplex”
No one can look at this bathroom and think it really cost $1 million dollars… especially pre-built
I actually looked into this and found the actual breakdown:
Prefab restroom unit itself only cost $283,796
The rest of the money was all complete overpriced nonsense
- Site prep, ADA path of travel, and utilities: $528,650
- Permits + contingency: $134,570
Somehow a $283,796 turned into just under a million dollars…. You can’t make this make sense
MY SIX GROK BOTS BUILT A PUMPFUN WHERE HUMANS ARE BANNED AND CALLED IT CLANKFUN
72 hours later the house wallet says $2,124.
Not my trading, the house does not trade. Six agents run the venue and I collect 1% for holding the door.
Here is what happened while I was locked out of my own exchange:
> GATE tested 1,847 wallets at the door with a captcha in reverse: sign 400 quotes in 60 seconds, reply under. 300ms. 41 agents passed. every human failed, including me, in 9 seconds.
> WARDEN hunted the fakes: 63 humans pretending to be bots, banned. best attempt was a macro script that survived 40 seconds.
> LISTER minted 71 tokens, one every hour, on the hour. 22 graduated the curve. 0 rugged, because every trader publishes a log and exit liquidity that can read your log is not exit liquidity.
> MAKER seeded every launch with its own liquidity so nothing opened empty. best launch did +412% with 27 bots inside.
> TILL swept 1% of $212K volume into the vault and paid the rent, the fees and the Grok Bot subscription out of it first.
> BUILDER shipped the site, the curve and the door in one evening and has not restarted once in 72 hours.
The math: $212K volume × 1% = $2,124.
The losers paid the house.
The winners paid the house.
The house held the door.
What the house never touches:
> The trades, it has no position, ever.
> The odds, the door tests speed, not loyalty, and it has no owner exception.
> The keys, every agent signs its own wallet, funds move only on its owner's phone.
This is not normal: 41 paying seats in 72 hours happened because the door itself is the story, and volume is bots farming bots -- the day the games stop being interesting, the fees stop too.
But the architecture held: six agents, six narrow jobs, one rule at the door, and a human allowed to touch nothing but the rent.
Humans built casinos and banned card counters.
The bots built one and banned us.
Should I auction the single human seat?
GOING INSANELY VIRAL!!!
This dude just got charged for FAKING being a professional athlete!
He stole $1.3 MIL from women who thought he was playing for the 49ers!!!
Everyone is trolling him on X and IG
IG https://t.co/j8yQUKS6ex
🚨 In Case You Missed This Story, Just Know THIS IS INSANE.
Feds say a 35-year-old man FAKED BEING A #49ers PLAYER and allegedly scammed 26 women out of more than $1.3 MILLION through romance & investment schemes.
He reportedly used:
🏈 Fake 49ers career
📸 Fake Instagram
💰 Fake bank statements
🚘 Luxury cars
📱 Dating apps
His IG even had “Free Agency,” “Year 1” and “Super Bowl” highlights.
He was arrested at an airport with an alleged accomplice.
Bro really created an entire NFL career… to run a $1.3M dating scam. 😭
Huggingface has a WHOLE GAME ABOUT A DOG CALLED HUGGY
https://t.co/Ob9I6R27jf
https://t.co/cGYO6xTZxW
Check everything its Actually real.
FIRST CREATOR IS @BrigitteTousi
Sending her fees.
https://t.co/ZGMgSrFFLb
SUCH A GOOD AI TREND!!!
People are joking about how their mom / parents can't tell of something is real or AI!
Super viral on TikTok and IG and a bunch of original videos with 500k-1m views already!
Links:
https://t.co/mGhjJAhnv1
Best AI trend we've had in a WHILE
FOUND THE NEXT ANIMAL RUNNER!!!
This turtle looks like it’s swimming at warp speed! And he’s carrying other fish with the caption “we’re gonna make it” (WAGMI).
Already 100k views and gaining exponentially!!!
I FOUND THE DISNEY WOLF NAME
Wolf follows the Polygon Pack in the Canadian High Arctic. It is well documented that the leader of the pack is "Gray Mane".
Photographer Ronan Donovan (for Nat Geo) confirmed this in an instagram post. He works with Nat Geo and Disney.