Diogenes the Cynic

Death Star Laser Operator | Happy Father of 12 | Eagles . Sixers . Phillies . Man City . USMNT . Sir Lewis Hamilton

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

Ball don’t lie bitch!!!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me and the boys pulling up to FIFA HQ to file the Balogun appeal

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔐 Elliot Anderson’s contract at Man City valid until June 2031 is closed and done, after medical in NY.

The agreement includes an option to extend until June 2032.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Happy Birthday, @KevinDeBruyne 🎂👑🩵

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The pan to Norwegian fans dancing after the Mets gave up a 3 run homer is peak television

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Elliot Anderson to Manchester City, here we go! Deal in place between clubs for fee worth £116m.

#MCFC sources confirm agreement now done after talks at final stages as reported last week.

Anderson asked Forest today to go and leave the club. Medical in the US.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🇳🇴 OFFICIAL: Erling Haaland, back to back FIFA Man of the Match in his first two World Cup games.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Haaland keeps jump scaring these goalies like a fuckin babadook lmao

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

This is US’s year. We got a guy wearing a fishing shirt coaching his dick off.

[Sumeet 🇺🇸 @flameosumeet]

The auto-translate button during the World Cup

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

ngl if I saw Haaland running full speed at me like that I'd shit me self too

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

This guy turned out to be good I guess

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Erling Haaland has now scored on his debut in the Bundesliga, Premier League, UEFA Champions League, and FIFA World Cup. 🤖🤯 @Squawka

[Brent H @BrentH22510775]

@Philly_ASA This is what I thought we were getting in PJ Tucker

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂

[Susan 🦅 @eagles2o24]

This airing right after he had just won the SB was beautiful 🦅

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

ANTONEE ROBINSON WITH AN ABSOLUTE BANGER AGAINST GERMANY.

ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?!

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

What the f*ck….

[oxyzen @oxyzen]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”