You bring me 100 Orthodox converts from Twitter.
88 are men. 60 came in through YouTube, 20 through a bad breakup, and the 8 through a video game soundtrack that had chant in it.
41 have been catechumens for three years. 22 have been received and now post about the Fathers with the confidence of someone who has read one anthology, cover to cover, twice. 14 have a spiritual father, and 9 of those have a spiritual father who has asked them, repeatedly and in writing, to get off Twitter.
30 have opinions about ecumenism that their priest has never heard. 17 switched jurisdictions over a calendar dispute and now attend a parish two hours away, in a converted dentist's office, where the average congregant age is seventy-nine and nobody knows what a based abbot is. 6 are on their second jurisdiction switch. 2 have gone full Old Calendar and now consider the other 98 to be in schism, which the other 98 learned from a quote tweet.
That's the movement.
Don’t fall for the fake Fox/GOP outrage. Two weeks ago the House passed a bill that greenlighted the transfer of Spanish territory to Morocco. Every Republican except me voted for it, but now THEY are acting shocked at the invasion.
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@AdrianMendesEs1 Lástima que Stalin les dio armas a los israelíes para resistir sus primeros años de existencia, de lo contrario Milei no sería una babosa repugnante