Rich Brown

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

I'm sure in 9 more days you'll finally stop making fucking stupid decisions! #2017

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

Ok, I get it. The year #2016 is clearly responsible for how shitty your existence has become

[ghost mom @radtoria]

"He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now."

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

Apple announced there's no headphone jack for the new iPhone 7?! Ive been waiting for a good enough reason to kill myself. #AppleEvent

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Donald Trump's musings on God manage to be insane, stupid AND evil. Hard to pull off, but he nails it:

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

When I see only half of the turd because its retreating into the toilet hole, it's a lot like looking into a waist high mirror.

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

@chancetherapper in me ears on that long trip up convincing a few clouds to part

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

#TuesdayMotivation Wednesday things will probably get better

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

Harry Houdini, a registered sex offender and American illusionist/ stunt performer, noted for his sensational escape acts #FakeMagicFacts

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

Restaurant with pictures of the cows on the menu so you can see how free range it was before they slaughtered, cooked and served it to you.

[Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey]

Owned.

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

Met an enchanting stripper that can swallow a puzzle whole and shit out the completed picture. Impressive but 150 pieces was her limit.

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

I trust you like I trust this ingrown hair.

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

Follow your dreams

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

A fly is buzzing around the room. A man yells to the fly: "EAT SHIT AND DIE!" oblivious to the irony in the intended insult.

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

Oh wow, congratulations on the pregnancy @midnight #CrappyCompliments

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

#DrSeussABreakup something about a penis being two sizes too small.

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

He better see me soon or I swear to god I'll ask how long it'll going to be, sit down and wait the remainder of the time. #emptythreats

[Rich Brown @RJ8rown]

Seems like the world is infatuated with anal sex, yet can't stand the sight of poop