Tom Almassey

COD State University

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

This makes us very excited.

[, @dbs408]

This easily the greatest scene in film history.

[Tom Almassey @Rjacma21]

@racheltheresa37 @tmcgilli12 If I said no then I’d be lying

[Tom Almassey @Rjacma21]

Plane got delayed for a medical emergency. Here I am freaking out that I’ll get infected with the coronavirus, but turns out somebody mistook superglue for eye drops, what a relief

[Tom Almassey @Rjacma21]

@jakubPL1 %>D

[Wood🪵 @ChaseBWoodall]

Your odds of dying young drastically decrease after the age of 70

[Chef Shad @bshad1]

*gets snap from Team Snapchat*
Me: hell yeah
*is a mass snap*
Me: 🤬

[Chef Shad @bshad1]

Gonna tell my kids this was Chris Royer

[Tom Almassey @Rjacma21]

@bshad1 What

[Chef Shad @bshad1]

Am I crazy or did he just hit the woah w me???

[Kevin O'Keeffe @K_OKeeffe32]

@CRoyer97 @Rjacma21 https://t.co/q76xnLcIko

[Kevin O'Keeffe @K_OKeeffe32]

The only thing you have that nobody else has is you so live laugh love and BOUNCE THEIR HEADS OFF THE CANVAS as only you would #McGregor #🇨🇮

[Tom Almassey @Rjacma21]

@samsaamsaaaam @lululemon Same

[Tom Almassey @Rjacma21]

@GuyCodes @JClausing3 @tmcgilli12

[Tom Almassey @Rjacma21]

@jakubPL1 @Sporf 😭😭

[Tom Almassey @Rjacma21]

@JClausing3 enjoy https://t.co/an2c94H7r4

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

WTF IS THIS 😂 https://t.co/Uz77PjQTBw

[Tom Almassey @Rjacma21]

@JClausing3 smooth as butter https://t.co/jQqDmMnIJb

[Tom Almassey @Rjacma21]

Chili is the best chaser