Ryan Samson

4 Years of dedication to the Quif lifestyle. Top chap and all round nice guy

[Ryan Samson @RJS_Official]

At this point, it's kind of embarrassing if your pet isn't a YouTube sensation. http://t.co/WwcYCzz9

[Ryan Samson @RJS_Official]

Stupid fucking twitter doing a wanky virus on me! People have unfollowed me and everything! Feel like commiting twitter suicide #vaginaboob

[Ryan Samson @RJS_Official]

@Rhys_RBS this is why people shouldn't write nasty things on their friends Facebook pages #douchebag

[Ryan Samson @RJS_Official]

@Rhys_RBS tommorow I'm quoting my job and taking topless photos of myself in boxing gloves #salad

[Ryan Samson @RJS_Official]

@Rhys_RBS thanks Rhys, I used to like FIFA until I realised I would like to still have sex with girls #beinggoodatcomputergamesisntcool

[Ryan Samson @RJS_Official]

@Rhys_RBS you do love a Picture, I've got a pic of 2 blokes kissing with the ends of their knobs touching that you were trying to download

[Ryan Samson @RJS_Official]

@freeman_frankie the empires coming on a storm!! trying to get to the dizzy heights of over 30 followers ATM! #mrpopular

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Wearing crocs to protect your virginity.

[Ryan Samson @RJS_Official]

@freeman_frankie #ooooohhhhtwitterfriend!! I also read the end of your message as she piss o the one!? #needtopractisemytwiterising

[Ryan Samson @RJS_Official]

So happy my twitter has gone and got some bent virus #wouldneverhappenonfacebook #getreadytorecieveloadsofbullshit #epiclonghashtags

[Ryan Samson @RJS_Official]

@SamSamarasekera @LiamPorter21 Yes but were going absolute (hashtag:havingareamtimeandbeingweedsinaroidheadgym)

[Ryan Samson @RJS_Official]

How do I go about getting one of these blue 'mug' confirmation ticks? @ross_obrien @rickygervais @therealjackdee @Rhys_RBS

[Ryan Samson @RJS_Official]

@LiamPorter21 and Im also supposedly just an egg
PS you can contact me on the following deets 07808646552 ext 3 for units x

[Ryan Samson @RJS_Official]

@LiamPorter21 I cant do hash tags as my keyboard was £3.99 and that bargain price obviously means some cut backs on puntuation.