rowan smith

Football + MUFC

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Haaland vs Gabriel

[h @htomufc]

8:49pm and I’m yawning.

Fuck.

[True Geordie @TrueGeordieTG]

The UK Government have realised people are choosing real voices over their propaganda, So now they’re rigging the algorithm to ‘protect’ us from ‘misinformation.’ The irony 😂

Nothing says ‘trusted source’ like using the law to force-feed it to the people. North Korea tactics!

[Zion @zionszzn]

You ever had a pen that wrote so smooth you be hype about taking notes. 😂😂

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Maturity is realising sick leave is when you’re sick of work.

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

2026 is 50% complete.

[Ben Cooper-Cain @jnoley]

The next England game is at 1am.

[E @Ellis_]

Wirtz is the Lionel Messi of Smith-Rowe’s

[✞Yคภкєє✞ ♑️ @yankeedraft]

Never not in my house ‼️😠

[David KC @DavidMuttering]

Worried you might miss the England game on Wednesday by being stuck at work?

Easy. You have to leave for a Dr's appointment. Just don't mention that it's DR Congo.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Am I the only one who’ll watch an entire series on Netflix or Prime Video, then, a little time passes and I have absolutely no recollection of it? Not the plot. Not the characters. Not even how it ended. Just a vague memory that I liked it.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Lumumba Mea in the stands at the World Cup. Beautiful to see. 👏🏿🇨🇩

[Carl Vernon @RealCarlVernon]

People pay lots of money to escape the UK for 35 degree weather.

The UK gets 35 degree weather and, according to the media, we’re all going to die.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I hate when people ask why i'm not talking. i just literally have nothing to say, please leave me alone 😭 sometimes i just wanna exist quietly

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me 2 minutes after arriving at work😫

[Liam Tuffs @liamtuffs1]

Imagine living in a country where you go straight to jail for a tweet, but get bail after being arrested for ‘allegedly’ throwing a 3 year old baby into a crocodile enclosure! The world is watching is disbelief!

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

This has gotta be the most ahead of its time piece of technology ever, rerelease it today and everyone’s buying one