Sometimes I wonder how they’re all doing, most of the time it’s healthier not to think about them at all. The past is the past, decisions were made. Still, I hope they’re all well.
Could be doing something useful with my life, like ending it. Instead of enriching the environment with my decaying body, I’m enriching the bank account of some cunt I’ve never met.
Not all days are made equal, and this is a bad one.
It’ll get better, until then I’ll persist.
Vindication!
After YEARS of my quiet feud with Amanita Muscaria 🍄, Unicode has announced that they will be introducing a BROWN MUSHROOM EMOJI.
But what’s wrong with 🍄, you ask? BUCKLE UP to learn about this mushroom’s cultural cachet, its weird poison and why I hate its name.