Rihanna

PARODY

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It takes knowledge to stop doing something wrong, but it takes wisdom to keep doing something right.

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Ugly Chicks Tweeting about "Beauty Sleep".. That does NOT apply to you!

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The Galaxy S3 would be the shit if 80% of their Cool features didn't require EVERYBODY else to have a Galaxy S3 too!

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Only DESPERATE Women Date Men her friends have already Dated!

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When they gone have Casey Anthony on Dancing with the Stars.. Hollywood is running out of new people :)

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All the Chicks sittin in the Passenger seat of they own Car getting dropped at work.. You know yo Relationship aint Shit right?

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Forever one wanting a #iPhone5, here's the BEST way to get one! : http://t.co/JT90bIBX

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I used to LOVE when Chris would do this to me… : http://t.co/iwrnAFyE

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BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW I MADE CHRIS GET THIS TATTED ON HIS BACK THO! (PHOTOS) : http://t.co/aIP6tVGa

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I was gone get the iPhone5, but the way my Bank Account is set up....

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Things change, that's just part of life.

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2 Chainz played college basketball, graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never Judge a book by it's cover.

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Would you eat this for $1000 be honest!!! : http://t.co/gv5y2AEs

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Calling someone else ugly doesn't make you beautiful.

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The best feeling is knowing you're the reason for someone's smile.

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Mitt Romney's slogan is "Keep America American." This is the same slogan used by the KKK in 1922. Just something you should know.

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R.I.P to everyone that lost their lives on September 11, 2001. It's a day to never be forgotten. You may be gone but you're not forgotten.

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If you aren't happy being single, a relationship will not help you. Get your own life together, love yourself, then share it.

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When parents say "Because I said so", you know you made a good argument.

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7 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter.