Richard L. Hoitz, IV

homeowner | father of 1 | hater of banks

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

Whoever got my voodoo doll stick some white toes in its mouth

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

NSFW

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Getting catcalled outside Golf Galaxy #IAmJaneDoe

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@therealmcnair

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@ChipJohnson01 The jokes write themselves

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

The sexual tension between me and a nice pen

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

Oklahoma,

The prodigal son has returned

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

@dieselduramax69 Yep 👍

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

@WalkEmDownRich Shit was a local muni for $28. I’ve never seen green grass like this in October

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

Bad day in Iowa sure beats the hell out of a good day in Oklahoma

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Free hats at work ‼️

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

Whenever I check into a new hotel I only ask two (2) questions -

1) Can I have extra toilet paper?

and

2) What channel is Family Guy on?

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

You’ve heard about the combination Taco Bell/Pizza Hut. What about the J Mike’s/Starbucks⁉️

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

State of Iowa -

Your King has arrived

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

@heatdaddy69420 If there are 0 titty fuckers left on this earth it is because I have perished

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

Second tv just for Sydney Sweeney novig commercial still frame

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

fuck it three terms

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

Killing the vibe on aux speedrun

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

@ifra772 My horny ass thought this was a pocket pussy

[Richard L. Hoitz, IV @RLHoitzIV]

@doggcum2