Riley NOT Freeman

Parody account.

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

Dear Ex, Just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I want you back. We broke up for a reason.

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

Same ol tweets. Just a different page. Twitter quote pages y'all n*ggaz gay

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

Dear sidewalk, please get wider ... Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded.

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

A girl's daily routine = Boys + Books + School + Looking good + Music + Gossip + Food + Twitter + Problems.

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

You call it Monday, I call it "post-weekend depression."

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

"Fu*k that" is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word 'No'

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#Retweet if.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨you thought your screen was cracked ( follow me for a follow back )

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

Turn off computer. Realize you need it for something else.

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

In math class: (~_~) | In lunchtime: (^▿^)

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect, until the awkward moment when the demon from paranormal activity grabs it.

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

CLASS = Come Late And Start Socializing.

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Dude, chill. It's P.E not the Olympics.

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

Most relationships are like Rick Ross, They don't work out

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This tweet just wasted 3 seconds of your boring lifetime

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake it's never forgotten.

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

If I was a ghost, I would open doors while people were masturbating. ....... Double scare.

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

Everything I like is either: illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive or Impossible. (._.)

[Riley NOT Freeman @RlLEY_FREEMAN]

Adding "and shit" to make the sentence sound cooler and shit.

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@itsCatchphrase #NiggaYouGay