felix ⧗

life is short, but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

bought an 18 year old camera for cheap, owned it for one day, took the cuntiest photo of my dog to exist. great investment 👍🏼

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

hellloooo, look at my dog :)

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

unemployed friend on a tuesday behaviour

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

the scaffolding that's been in the garden for over a year is finally down yippeee, the garden is absolutely wrecked but we have a garden again yayyy

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

hardly tweet anymore but my dog got chosen for a paid collaboration with the food brand he eats and that feels like a tweet worthy life update

[yc @yc]

Mamdani got Lucy Dacus from boygenius singing over an omnichord, woke is back, get ready to learn pronouns gramps

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Happy 20 Years since Jackie Tyler was nearly killed by a Christmas Tree.

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

@shaunastai who is Carla and what does butter and pussy have to do with her

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

@shaunastai butter, pussy, carla

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

is sue sylvester marrying sue sylvester fr

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

ok now why is Gwyneth paltrow serving cunt with sue sylvester

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

watching glee for the first time while super unwell and lowkey delirious, haven't paid super close attention, why is elsa singing poker face with the lady that can't read that i thought looked a bit like elsa

[sara @levantlifts]

don’t text me for advice

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

watching glee for the first time while super unwell and lowkey delirious, haven't paid super close attention, why is elsa singing poker face with the lady that can't read that i thought looked a bit like elsa

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

getting bonk a properly fitting muzzle, wanted lilac to match everything else he has but they only have black or hot pink. i could make his colour theme lilac and hot pink im sure of it.....

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

i partially feed my dog boujee fresh food and they sometimes do "chefs collection" fancier meals...why does he have a whole king prawn & giant squid paella. and a wild boar burger. this is so silly i love it

[felix ⧗ @RllVERSONG]

@shaunastai i will never ever not appreciate this when you bring it back to my attention again god i love it

[nova ಄ @softrestless]

“my advice is to always ruin the friendship, better that than to regret it for all time”

[maia arson crimew gay facts and tea @awawawhoami]

she was trying to convey that she's cool as fuck

[tee @helloobenjamin]

oh my god???????????????