RealLifeW/MarriedPpl

Some days I love you. Other days I want to suffocate you.

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Burning to know what The Married People are up to? www.rlwmp.com

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Celebrating our anniversary with a fancy dinner of tiny foods and the LOST finale. Dharma shirts and John Locke doll are at the ready.

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He just gave her The Manilow Collection: Twenty Classic Hits on vinyl. Swoon.

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#avonwalkforbreastcancer RT @celiafink Plz check it out & bid if u are able! http://tinyurl.com/avonquilt.

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Just interviewed each other James Lipton style. His favorite word:defenestration. Job she would not want to attempt:slaughterhouse janitor.

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Mysteries revealed! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prs8XGOvSi8&feature=email

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He chuckled in his sleep. Probably thinking of her last self-portrait session.

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NEW MOON DVD COMES OUT TODAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ByDWdGrfu0

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There's a cat in a box over here.

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She's so grateful to finally have a name for her favorite daytime activity: "getting day drunk". Thanks, Real Housewives of Orange County!

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He's particularly upset by Papyrus! /RT @HeyMickey @RLwMP Times New Roman must die!

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She's having tuna fish for dinner. This will disappoint him deeply.

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You guys, he is so obsessed with fonts, it's disturbing.

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She's now demanding a monkey be present for all future date nights.

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Just to be clear, she will never tattoo his name on any part of her.

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RLWMP's @celiafink in the House this Monday! http://tinyurl.com/yfmhjn8

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It's tonight!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVDkbBIgyzw

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He has been asleep since 8pm. Hoping his birthday present to her isn't waking her up at 4am.

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Just spent the last 15 minutes watching the cats attack a hexbug. in amazement. #itssaturdaynightandwearerockstars

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She saw Ed Hardy gummies today. Really?