Matt Denton

Seeker of mountains and long runs with friends.

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

@joshritter @nprmusic They misspelled #1

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

@wser I’d give him the M-10 bib. @johngregg81

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

Saw someone drinking Pepsi from a can yesterday. Felt like it was 1989 all over again. Didn’t know people still did that.

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

Damon an all-time favorite, but he’s never been able to pull off believable facial hair in a movie. The streak continues.

[Stillwater @StillwaterMovie]

"Matt Damon is at the top of his game."

#STILLWATER is only in theaters Friday.

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

Well, I installed a ceiling fan today so….

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

François D'Haene comes into Ouray (mile 56.6) in first with 11:13 elapsed. He's fueling well, seems relaxed, and is out in under 5 minutes. He's 41 minutes under the counter clockwise course record pace. #HR100

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

The one time Alabama seems like a better place than the PNW.

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

@wingogo If that doesn’t work try “Boring Tweets”

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

@HawkeyeFootball team is seemingly made up of a bunch of guys that should be wearing #43. Just a bunch of hosses.

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

Iggy Azalea is this generation’s Vanilla-Ice. Prove me wrong.

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

Just updated my outdoor life goals. It starts like this: Never be that guy who had a video go viral after an encounter with a big cat or a bear. Or maybe even a moose. The end.

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

I propose we put a bark collar on each candidate and if they interrupt, Zzzzapppp! #PresidentialDebate ##Debates2020

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

If 2020 were a Presidential Debate.....
#Debates2020

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

@zeeger6 @AshRuns100s @badjulio @STrailrunner As a devout skeptic, I can vouch for SETR. I am also willing to give out ways to lure @zeeger6 out for any occasion. He’s an easy puzzle to solve.

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

Substitutions that failed:
Hagar for Roth
Margarine for butter
New Coke for Coke
Affleck for Ford (Jack Ryan)
Current McDonalds french fries for the ones we grew up with.
Social Media for effective communication

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

Due to an increase in positive tests, effective 7/17/20, the State of Alabama has amended the 5 second rule to be the 3 second rule. Please plan accordingly. #StopTheSpread #everybithelps

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

I wanna be somewhere that requires a jacket.

[Ellie Greenwood @eLLiejG]

The hat says iRunFar, though iHikeSlowly would be more appropriate. Best of times with @maddenam 🏃🏼‍♀️❤️🍃

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

#276 of things we don’t see in The South. #jealous.

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

Just checking in. Can’t believe social media still hasn’t fixed the virus, the economy, or social injustice. But y’all keep tweeting.

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

If you point to at an object that you want your kids to get, it somehow puts it in some magical black hole that renders it virtually unseeable to them.

[Matt Denton @RMattDenton]

@wingogo Go back to haikus or some sport where they wear scarves.