/r/MaxDaemon

The Official Twitter Account for the Official Subreddit of Our Drunken King. Secondary utility as the official Bacchus stan bullying account.

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Accepting any and all questions about the Great One, how to make memes, and anything bullying our admin /u/FactsDaemon

https://t.co/tJCLVy1HDa

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We were all spared this in an alternate time line when the ambulance got stuck in traffic on 11/11/20

[CU:LT Combat Unlimited Lethal Trials @CultWrestle]

KILLDOZER CUP STREAMING LIVE RIGHT NOW ON https://t.co/VCv5A4ehgC

https://t.co/zWn6bNlguk

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@ianepoch Shino’s mom accepts the mail for him

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Lissie’s hockey-face agent actually sent us a threat of a libel suit. We sent our response.

Please pray for Buttkiss because she’s gonna take this one out on him when she opens it to find a picture of Facts’s ass and balls.

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@MaxDaemon2 Happy early birthday, king

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Imagine getting more mad being told you’re a bad lay than an abusive girlfriend.

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@lissiehope They pair well with pepperoni pizza

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bold of you to imply we keep the tv on when you appear

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inaccurate, ZMDGAF is at least 20 lbs lighter

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Hello fellow losers and virgins, this is now an AMA. @MaxDaemon2 and @DenzelPorter4 please share because we don’t have a number in our handle so we’re inherently superior

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Holy shit for the last time (no it won’t be lmfao) we are a Max Daemon fan subreddit, not Max Daemon. Stop confusing us, Fax is way too fat to wrestle.

-The Losers and Virgins Admins

[Sarah Wolf @FaceTheDoll]

I present to you my TOP TEN WORST TOP TEM LISTS I’ve seen because of this competition. Was gonna do a top ten list of the worst judges but there’s only three of them and one of them I want GLUCK GLUCK. #wsow3

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congrats on finally drawing a dime

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@DatsAzzyVebbins @ADubWrestle @AWCruiserClash hell yeah Shino is gonna fuck you up

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That’s his dating life too

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@MaxDaemon2 Cypher is second after you on our Mt. Rushmore of based kings who make their preteen fans go into meltdown mode

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we give you an appreciation day and this is the thanks we get

[CYPH3R @Superior_Cypher]

Bitches n Homies list

Bitches
@SuchSweetSour
@rascalkingaw
@TamikaStrader
@ocw_king_cj
@HopeLissie

Homies
@TheREELSahara
@Manmademonster5
@Cases4Baskets
@TheSEBEmpire
@BetterThanU_TD

Amazing GF tier
Dot (not tagging her coz ya'll gonna assault her with notifs)

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Fax is putting a down payment on a house because he placed this bet in Newfoundland lololololol

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Financial advice: Clear out your bank account, liquidate your assets, find the longest odds you can, and bet everything on @MaxDaemon2 going over @TatianaJolee

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@HopeLissie I mean, we just kinda meant on the timeline here. You really just drysnitched hard.

So what now about the Strat and rollercoasters?

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You have been mewling about it for months now.

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Financial advice: Clear out your bank account, liquidate your assets, find the longest odds you can, and bet everything on @MaxDaemon2 going over @TatianaJolee