Metroman (Real)

Hello Metro-citizens. I am the real Metroman! Pls give me money (certified ligma male) I listen to Elvis Presley and love omelets. #gayprivilege

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Metroman here, I've been gone because I've been watching the acclaimed classic, Paddington 2 and one pie- and that's why I think paddington 2 is a masterpiece #Bitcoin

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Fun fact about yours truly: buzz lightyear is my uncle and jokes on yous he can fly #dadjokes

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@Marss_NE anime sword guy suc

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@FatalityFalcon Puts into perspective how long Joker has been so lucky when it comes to patches, he's remained untouched basically

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@BlakeKarhu Controversial but I respect it

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I, Metroman, declare that maybe I was wrong about Michael Cera and am sorry. We both have deep history.. for you see (flashback) and that's why I think gta 5 should get a new version. Thank you metro citizens #MidnightMass #imsorry

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@BlakeKarhu Bold

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Ya know I've been seeing this Michael Cera guy and he's being talking shit about me and my city, raise your hands for you your favourite superhero to win this war #immad #Warzone

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Look.. I gotta know furries, do you have owners who walk you, and if so what is your favourite colour preference of your leash. Ok bye now metro-citizens #Analytics #furry #LewdRP

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Evil men always be trying to ruin my perfect image, imagine #AustraliaHasFallen

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I've been wondering this for a long time..