heard a girl say that when she feels stuck, she imagines herself at 85yrs old & gets a chance to come back to her younger body for a day. suddenly, everything feels like magic again. the walk, the coffee, the music, the sunlight. live like today is the miracle it actually is!!!
🚨 I STILL can't believe this happened
ELON MUSK: "Sen. Susan Collins told me she gave the Navy $12B for more submarines, got NO extra submarines, held a hearing to say, 'where'd the $12 billion go?'"
"They were like, 'we don't know.' That was it!" 🤯
@YIN_and_YANG_oo Only one of those guys had to go up against the Golden State Warriors at their peak (the greatest team of all time) for four years in a row. Only one of them averaged a triple double in the finals against said greatest team of all time. 👀
The final boss of ADHD in the ocean. This tiny pufferfish spends an entire week flapping its fins to create a perfect seven-foot mandala in the sand, then decorates it with shells—all to impress a single female that may or may not swim by.
Larry Bird, when working for Pacers, refused to trade for any of LeBron’s teammates on the Cavs:
“I said ‘you don’t understand son. Them guys playing with LeBron James look a whole lot better than what they really are.'”