Ryan Johnson

Dad, Husband, Christmas Fanatic, Die Hard Cowboys and Astro’s fan

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

@ThatAstrosGirl Wishing you comfort.

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

I always want to see our #houstonastros be celebrated but I don’t want them in the #mlballstars. Take rhe rest and stay healthy. #astros

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

@camibrown1984 Yeah not good at all.

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

@ufc @UFCFightPass @danawhite My nephew is stepping in for a fight last minute! Does my Paramount+ subscription cover Fight Pass? @paramountplus

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

Good Lord this Roast of Kevin Hart is not good. Not because of Kevin, who is a genius, but because of the host and 99% of the dais. 1.5 hours into it and I’ve laughed maybe a handful of times. Let’s see what the next 1 hour will bring. Especially after the Brady roast. 🥱

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

@ThatAstrosGirl You deleted it for a reason. Delete the new one and remember why you did it in the first place. Or, as I often say, fuck him. 👊🏻

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

@ronsterd89 Queso. Not homemade but essentially melted Velveta.

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

@ThatAstrosGirl Saw someone there that looked like you … I mean as much as a shot in tv can look like anyone! lol. Good for you going to a game solo! Gotta watch your sugar there- I have had many a super high BCL there because you don’t always think about what you’re eating!

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

Liv vs Stephanie- match of the night so far #WrestleMania

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

@WrestleClips Nope. His vocals were off the whole song. #WrestlMania42

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

Called Bron returning. Makes sure neither Seth or Gunther lose heat.

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

Idk but I just can’t get into Seth vs Gunther. #wrestlemania

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

@CoachBigDevo @Vegas Judgemental, uninformed (how do you know his financial status) and totally against God and Country. Idk about the Family part so I leave that out. So you’re one of three things:

An idiot
A moron
A hypocrite

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

Becky AJ was solid. I don’t care for the Becky/Jessica Carr stuff but they put in a good match that told the story. #wrestlemania #wwe

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

Girl dad here so seeing the young ladies bring AJ Lee to the ring. #girldad #girlpower #wrestlemania

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

Seeing Paige back was feel good. The others did a good job of helping her after a long layoff. You could tell it was emotional for her. Lyra and Bayley were the best “team in there”. Fluid and quick tags. They looked great! #wrestlemania #wwe

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

Poor transition from #espn2 to #espnunlimited. Lost half the Drew vs Fatu and then frozen and the pixelated. If #wwe is going to do these 1st hour options then they need to ensure a smooth transition for Unlimited customers. #wrestlemania

[Ryan Johnson @Rmjohn99]

Ummmm….