Unconstitutional Lawyer

Dance and sports dad. Husband of awesome entrepreneur. Gov't atty, occasional adjunct prof. Classical musician. No gov't resources used, tweets not legal advice

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

@BadLegalTakes Thought this might make your job easier:

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

Been saying since 2006 that biggest cause of war in 21st Century would be access to fresh water

[Matthew S. Robinson @robinsonishyde]

Researching the Colorado River for a script and now I have fallen down a rabbit hole. We should be very concerned for our water security in next few decades.

Like grass lawns in Southern California should be banned tomorrow. It’s bad ya’ll!

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

@JamesHSLevine "Hi, we received a complaint about sharing *checks notes* 'Steve take a big fat load from Ronnie's throbbing cock.mp4' and it came back to the IP address registered to your laptop. Please turn sharing off when using Limewire; thanks."

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

@JamesHSLevine ... there was one gay porn company that started sending complaints about stuff getting shared on P2P networks. Those were some really, really awkward meetings, especially as I'm guessing a number of the kids weren't out.

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

@AKBrews The prep on that meal is like 70% of the overall labor, plus you end up with more to clean using that thing.

[Philip Bump @pbump]

In 2016, Republican Assembly candidates won 52% of the vote but 64 of 99 seats.

Two years later, Democratic candidates won 53 percent of the votes — but Republicans won 63 of 99 seats. https://t.co/BQqXipSYTC

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

I wasn't sure what to do with them so I had cut off the white part and put the green stalks in the container on the salad bar - almost like celery stalks. I was instructed to thinly slice the entire thing.

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

Summer after junior year of high school, I worked at a restaurant where my job duties including refilling the (huge!) salad bar. A few days after I started there the wife of the couple who owned it came up to me really confused asking about the scallions.

[BigLawGothGF @biglawgothgf]

Just discovered I’ve been using the wrong ends of scallions my entire life, AMA

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

@HeartlandSignal Come after me, bitch. The program I support needs my expertise far more than I need my GS salary.

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

Why is this in my feed mocking me?

Obviously, I'm doing a fucking terrible job handling anything and to the extent anyone is rooting for me, it's to fail. It has always been and will always be so.

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

@TinaDescovich A great coup for Moms4Fascism! Congrats!

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

@Frediculous Those who make like $300k+ usually respond with something like, "I do okay" or just change the subject

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

@brianlfrye @TinyBones13 @kgrierson @Prof_Bruckner @jmwilmarth @ashleyrattner

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

@brianlfrye @TinyBones13 @kgrierson @Prof_Bruckner @jmwilmarth @ashleyrattner Right. I was mostly poking fun at the Deloitte/McKinsey types who seem to think PP is the only software available for conveying information to others.

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

@bourbon_rox @thejenlife You might want to spend a moment learning about why we have a Clean Air Act and a Clean Water Act

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

It can actually be extraordinarily emotionally taxing

[Judge Stephen Dillard @JudgeDillard]

I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating: It costs nothing to be kind.

There’s no way to know what others are going through, and every day is an opportunity to impact someone’s life for the better with an act of kindness.

We’ll never be perfect, but we can be kind.

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

Domestic abuse wasn't a thing prohibited by law when 2A was written so it's clearly unconstitutional to disarm in this circumstance

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

@brianlfrye @TinyBones13 @kgrierson @Prof_Bruckner @jmwilmarth @ashleyrattner I find the last a bit sentence surprising. The management consultants we work with on the program I support routinely create seemingly book-length briefing slides.

[Unconstitutional Lawyer @RmoneyRyan2012]

@uhnopenottoday Sorry it's taken so long to find someone who will take you seriously.

Hopefully just having an initial dx will ease your anxiety about the issue enough that it actually occurs less frequently (happened for me after dx of PVCs)