seb

many small time make big time

[seb @RmzSebo]

The kinda thing that makes you proud that nothing else had ever worked out

[Liga MX Shitposting @LMXChipotle]

Naces
Shakira está en el mundial
Creces
Shakira está en el mundial
Te casas
Shakira está en el mundial
Te mueres
Shakira está en el mundial

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[zoyya ꪆৎ @luvlychoso]

this is the type of bullshit that happens when I miss a match bruh

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[daniel @4skip0]

i have to go run some aarons

[avant-teen lucas ☀️ @noticedicried]

white people be like Don’t use the front door come in through the garage

[erika @yeeeerika]

The Odyssey is proof that "on my way" has never meant "be there soon"

[kylie @ecco2kyliee]

this girl on insta just declined my follow req but followed me still

[Kristen @Kica333]

The worst thing about trying to parallel park is the witnesses.

[azi @sazifide]

if i was a parent id love having my unemployed college graduate adult child living in my house

[ivy 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸 @gravitybykaza]

person who has deadnamed every single trans person theyve met in their whole lives: his name is ye not kanye bro

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

The George Washington National Forest is so beautiful.

[Adebayo @oduwolebayo]

But… what about the reading?

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

paul mccartney’s first draft:

[project hail chloe 🚀 @cassielanglove]

NO FUCKING WAY????

[henry @henry5839201746]

how did humans even discover sex

[Paxxiana Benihana @paxxiefbaby]

whoever created deodorant was fed the hell up