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Borussia Dortmund🟡⚫️ | 🇿🇦 | gym bro | PSN Capm_Kenucky

[⚽️ ‎˚₊‧ 𐙚 ‧₊˚ 🏆 @librarygreenie]

chad: cristiano vs messi & the rest of the world wants to know why you’re gonna say cristiano (he knows hm well) 😂

hm: “that was a good one! i mean those two it’s not comparable for me…both make a huge impact for football i think those two are making football really special but i always said cristiano ronaldo bec he’s my idol still he’s 41 but he looks like a 20 shows how much love of football the passion yeah i can’t change this. lionel messi wow probably i’d say he’s the goat i can’t disagree with this he’s probably the best player but my eyes my point of view i always want to play like cristiano ronaldo so that’s the reason i will pick him but those two it’s not comparable both amazing both are goats”

[autist @litteralyme0]

real

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

POV: When your mom is still talking to herself after the argument and her rage bait is getting to you.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙮 @toxiklovehoes]

When she’s active on social media but won’t text back

[🕸️ @recreatings]

realizing you can’t change someone who doesn’t want to change

[rave* @rareblurs]

overthinker mfs getting hit with “can i ask you something”

[rave* @rareblurs]

being broke and having flashbacks of the money you spent unnecessarily

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

being on twitter this week

[rave* @rareblurs]

mfs with attachment issues when you mention another person

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

💛 BVB 🤝 England 🦁

[Chemistnath @Chemistnath]

Le my relatives:😅😭

[𝓸𝓶𝓰 𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓴𝓸 ♕ ★🧝🏽‍♂️ @DrakoAfoa]

The Miami Metro Police Department

#Dexter #DexterResurrection

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

No way he taught his dog to do this😂

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

when the person you like to annoy actually gets mad

[T. @__T_touch]

Waar was jy? 🙃