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[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨🇬🇭 Ghanaian shaman Nana Kwaku Bonsam has issued an apology to Turkey after claiming he accidentally cast a spell on the Turkish National Team. 🤯

"Honestly, it was a huge mistake. I had prepared a special amulet to weaken Ghana's intended World Cup opponent, but during the ritual my apprentice slipped with the map and the energy shifted toward Turkey instead. 🔋

When I watched Turkey's recent matches and saw the missed chances and unfortunate moments, I realized something had gone wrong. I sincerely apologize to the Turkish people, you were never the target. ❌

I'm currently working on an antidote amulet to break the spell completely and make things right."
🤣🇹🇷🇬🇭

[LBC @LBC]

"He's going to perform very good, you mark my words."

The Ghanaian witch doctor who put a curse on Harry Kane confirms it has been lifted.

@HenryRiley1 tries to recruit him to the England cause...

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

These ruthless rebels move in massive, highly coordinated units consisting of hundreds of heavily armed members on speeding motorbikes, carrying military-grade assault rifles, belt-fed machine guns, industrial explosives, and extra ammunition magazines. Yet, miraculously, they are never strategically intercepted, targeted by surgical airstrikes, or aggressively arrested by our security forces.

Their notorious leaders are well-known warlords who live comfortably and openly amongst the local communities, grant highly publicized press conferences to mainstream media houses, negotiate lavish ransoms, and somehow comfortably continue to elude our entire multi-billion-Naira national law enforcement apparatus.

The simple, devastating reality is that we are absolutely, comfortably, and pathologically refusing to tell ourselves the brutal truth about the level of state complicity, military sabotage, and elite protection driving this tragedy.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Endrick: “I’m scared of the alien invasion, I don’t want to play”

Ancelotti:

[Marvin the Paranoid Android @Boboye_Ak]

He has been to the final twice. They should have come to meet him there

[Futbol de Inglaterra @Mercado_Ingles]

Las cámaras de la FIFA dejaron de transmitir cuando Lumumba Vea hizo el gesto de cubrirse la boca e imitar una pistola en su cabeza, como señal de protesta contra el silencio que rodea el conflicto en el este de la RD del Congo.

Una de las crisis más activas del mundo ha desplazado a miles de personas que han sido víctimas de masacres, él hombre usó el escenario de la Copa del Mundo para asegurarse de que la gente no pudiera mirar hacia otro lado.

🇨🇩👏

[M. @Vilipendiad0]

—En el partido de Colombia y Congo va a estar el man que dura estático todo el partido.

—¿El activista del Congo?

—No, James Rodríguez

[IG: footymemehub @footymemeshub]

Endrick: "I want to sit in the back seat of the car"

Ancelotti:

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Endrick: I don’t like F1 cars. They’re too loud and bad for environment

Ancelotti:

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

You guys are mean 😭😭😭😭

[Adika @Adikastakes]

This is a worldclass tweet😭

[Prop Joe @FPLProp]

We’re in now into Tier-2 memes. Worldcup Twitter is in historic form

[unpunishable queen✨ @j0vintage]

And all those NDA’s have expired bc of his death I want the documentary on this horrible human being by Friday!

[M. 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @matinialdo]

*Matheus Cunha trafił do pilnie strzeżonego więzienia w Chicago, będzie musiał zagrać Endrick*
Ancelotti:

[Banku Buffet 🇬🇭 @KA_1dn]

My dad packed Gari and Maize and it exploded in the bag with my PlayStation

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Imagine you’re on your morning commute in NYC and you meet the Viking Row head on

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 WORLD CUP 2026! 🇲🇽🇺🇸🇨🇦

Unforgettable moment for Norway today as they qualified for the Round of 32 in VIKING style. 🇳🇴🚣

[we love ghana @weloveghana042]

🇿🇦 “We’re tired of foreigners. I don’t even have a car, but they have cars.”

— A South African explains the reason they are chasing foreigners away.

[fresh @fauxfresh]

Biggie verse on Notorious Thugs really shows me he woulda been a problem in the 2000s