Ryan

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Bro’s holding the wrong knee LMAOOOOOO

[Don Harris @DonHarris4]

Have we ever seen so much overkill analysis of the first game of an NBA season. Relax. It's not even Halloween yet.

[Smiley @30GotNext]

Bro Wemby fucking hates Chet lmao anytime he get the ball the nigga quits what he’s doing and goes for the block

[Spurnandez @RealSpurnandez]

Already seeing Spurs fans giving up… 🤣🤣🤣 yup we are in regular season form #PorVida

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Texas players after sacking the QB:

[Payne @PayneInsider]

You’ll never guess which quarterback is out for the season

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

This being an interception is so funny

[AB @AB84]

CTE of the Day #CTESPN

[Nick Harris @NickHarrisFWST]

This Hollywood Smothers-Raleek Brown backfield in Austin is going to be so much fun

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This poor Alabama trainer is getting BULLIED

[Barstool Longhorn @UTBarstool]

How many TD’s do the new transfers have?

Cam Coleman: 2
Raleek Brown: 2
Hollywood Smothers: 2

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Wemby… Nike Signature Shoe Line.
Wemby… NBA 2K27 Cover Athlete.
Wemby… Rookie of the Year.
Wemby… Defensive Player of the Year.
Wemby… All-NBA.
Wemby… Conference Finals MVP.
Wemby… NBA Finals Appearance.
Wemby… 22 years old.

This is what generational looks like.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

LeBron James to the Cavs, Warriors, and Heat:

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Aaron Rodgers you can now rest…

[Wemby @wemby]

Spurs family, I’m here to stay.
Whatever it takes🖤

[Quis @quiscapalot]

LEBRON JAMES IS 41 YEARS OLD, AND HE IS THE BEST FREE AGENT IN THE NBA. THERE IS NO GOAT DEBATE 😂

[Bala @BalaPattySZN]

as for the spurs they had us winning -40 games and missing out on the playoffs

we won 62 + were 3 games away from winning the fucking championship.

super super fucking proud of this team. we’ll be back 🩶🖤 i love yall man!! 🫶🏽

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Don’t worry, he’ll be back.

[Kristian Carranza @kristianfortx]

You think you can hurt me? I’ve lived through the 2013 finals.

Spurs in 7.