Roach

I am a horse and I eat grass. My rider is Geralt of Rivia. I have no idea what he says. #Parody

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

Roach is a horse and doesn’t talk. He is affectionate and bloody minded too, but he likes Geralt.

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

<neigh, neigh, neigh. I am a nice horse> Neigh. 🐎

<apple> 🍎 <carrot> 🥕

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

@kira_witcher <Is a good horse. Likes kind girl> Neigh.

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

@kira_witcher <Blinks big brown eyes. Likes being petted>

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

@kira_witcher <Nice friend. Flicks ears and smells her hair. Smells of flowers and hay>

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

Neigh? <Smells for apples. No apples. Swishes tail>

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

<Green. Green. Green.

Where did the apples go?>

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

<Roach returns>

Clip clop. Clip clop.

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

<Roach was very small once. Mother was gone.

Lonely horse until Geralt came along.>

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

<Pet Roach and add apples.

A horse is your best friend.

Roach likes friends.> 🐎

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

#HappyEaster

<Roach is currently a small unicorn inside an egg.

On a carousel.

Going round and round.

It is fun.>

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

<Eats carrots and nibbles Geralt’s hair. Affectionate horse.>

[Geralt of Rivia @WitcherForHire]

"Clip clip here Roach, brought some carrots for you."

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

<Roach nuzzles all humans.

Shamelessly asking for apples.

Falls asleep in the sun.> 🍎🐎

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

<clip clop. clip clop. Horse returns> Neigh!

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

@ofSilentVirtue <Doesn’t know what elf means. Eats all apples.

Horse is greedy and neighs thanks.>

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

@RDherblay @rosaetferro @HonorableAthos <Is a horse. Wants apples.

Apples come from Mel and bear orchard.

Horse waits. Carrots are nice too.>

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

@ofSilentVirtue <Apples? So many apples. Horse approaches and neighs softly.

Eats a lot of apples. Stops. Blinks and looks at lady.

Maybe she has another horse.>

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

<#RoachDiary

Day 1: nothing happens
Day 20: what is happening?

Day 31: Roach is in a stable.
Day 36: Roach kicks the stable door.

Day 40: Horse finds a lake
Day 45: Roach remembers Geralt.

Day 50: Apples?

Roach loves everybody and is happy to be petted.>

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

<Roach thinks of all of you.

Sends neighs and love.>

[Roach @Roach_Witcher]

<Roach loves you all.>