🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸

I’m here to rustle jimmies and chew bubble gum, and I’m all outta gum.

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

@tsireyaluvrr camel Turkish royals

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

@RAWigger >shift manager at KFC

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

@F0ODHub where’s the tartar sauce?

[Medvetenheten🇸🇪 @Medvetenheten3]

Alles beginnt im Geist
Wenn der Wille rein und ausgewogen ist, wird Veränderung zu einer Kraft, die du lenkst

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

@LunessaVT lol not with me

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

@Feuerschlange39

[Vladdy @ImpalerUSA]

Autistic Nazi’s waiting for the rest of the population to figure it out.

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

"When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting."

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

@Sonderisfon tramp stamps

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

@FrenlyOfficer extra flaming hot Cheetos 🔥

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

🪐 🪐 🪐

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

@HarryWilsojbns @Bowliengz23 @Vindoopmagician Notice how he didn’t spin 360 degrees around at all 😂

[Melissa @Boredmelissa]

Starting to feel fall in the air at last 🍂

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

@PanDePlatano17 How am I supposed to smash with that massive tail in the way?

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

@tanzderjunkies >heroin or stimulants

I can only do one and it’s not gonna be heroin

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

@PaulyTheFrog @Vika09006261 lmao

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

@tGANG25 I’m chopped af

[🇺🇸 Michael Whalen 🇺🇸 @RoadtrekMan]

@imhauntedbyouu