CHUCK!!!!!!!!! シジマ!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IF HE BOUGHT TWITTER INSTEAD OF [READS SMUDGED WRITING ON HAND] ELEPHANT'S MAGMAR WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HAHA I'M BACK JUST TO SAY THAT TWITTER GOING DOWN THE TOILET IS ALL LANCE'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NEVERMIND!!!!!!!

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IF ALL GOES ACCORDING TO PLAN I WILL BE THE CHAMPION OF JOHTO IN EXACTLY 31 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@BelleOfDarkness RIP

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@PokemonKristal I DON’T KNOW WHO ANY OF THESE PEOPLE ARE!!!!!!!! I ONLY CARE ABOUT BLACKBELT YOSHI AND MARIO, BLACKBELT NOB, BLACKBELT LAO, AND BLACKBELT LUNG!!!!!!!!!!!

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I WANNA GO TO GALAGA TOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE ARCADE GAME WHEN I WAS A KID HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@PokemonKristal WHY NOT!!!!! WHO CARES HAHA YOU ARE ONLY ALIVE ONCE!!!!!!!

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@PokemonKristal HAHA YOU’RE RIGHT KID!!!!!!!!! FUCK EVERYONE!!!!!!! PLAY GAMES!!!!!!! MAKE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

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POLIWRATH AND PRIMEAPE GOT THIS SHIRT FOR ME FOR FATHER’S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY TWO SONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHY DOES TWITTER KEEP GIVING ME NOTIFICATIONS THAT SOME BRENDAN GUY IS TWEETING!!!!!!!!! I’M TRYING TO AVOID THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IF I HAD TO CHOOSE WHO JOHTO’S MOST ATTRACTIVE GYM LEADER IS I’D DEFINITELY PICK PRYCE!!!!!!!!!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN A MAN LOOK SO GOOD AND ALSO BE 250 YEARS OLD AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!! I HOPE I LOOK THAT GOOD IN 200 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!

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I'VE NEVER FELT SO SAD IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THE FACT THAT I'M NOT IN POKEMON MASTERS HAS MADE MY WIFE INCREDIBLY SAD!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW THAT MY WIFE IS SAD I'M SAD!!!!!!!!! NO ONE WANTS A SAD CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@NuvemaTownHero MY LOVE FOR YOU IS ALSO DYNAMAX, DAUGHTER!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

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HEY GUYS HOW COOL ARE DYNAMAX POKÉMON HAHA!!!!!!!!!! MY LOVE FOR MY WIFE IS DYNAMAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I BET MORTY LIKES VORE TOO!!!!!!!

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I’VE CONSIDERED QUITTING MY JOB AND BECOMING A STAND UP COMEDIAN BTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I THINK THE ISSUE WITH LANCE IS HE LIKES CAPES TOO MUCH AND CAPES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH THOUGH HE ALSO SUCKS SO IT’S LIKE THEY’RE MEANT TO BE HAHA!!!!!!!!!

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ALSO I’M STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!! ALL MY HATERS MUST BE FUMING HAHA!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY LANCE!!!!!!!!