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[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

Don't forget today is National Pancake Day! Go get that free short stack from #iHop.

...and give it to me. Give me your fucking pancakes. HAND THEM OVER!

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I'm real outspoken about my opinion of the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate

https://t.co/t7WQ00mjtd

[JP Lyninger ⚜️🌹 @jpforlou]

God-tier reaction gif just dropped

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

@MadDog_TX What happened? After the transphobia I thought he was y'alls guy? Damn, that didn't last long.

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

@kenzietuff People STILL fall for race baiting racist like this in 2025?? Aye, why don't you put "Pro-white" on your Instagram or your Facebook stuff? Why is it only THIS website?

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

lmao Of all the things that didn't happen. This is the most didn't happenest of them all. "Ohh poor me, I'm racist because some Antifas did an Antifa on me one time". Folks still fall for this?🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mack @kenzietuff]

When I was 22 I rolled a free speech beach ball for people to sign on campuses. I posted videos. A retired teacher with Antifa stuff on his profile commented our address all over, sent messages saying we deserved [redacted] for fascism. We’re not “catastrophizing.” We live it.

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

Aonishiki win? Aonishiki win! AONISHIKI WINS!!!!!! AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHIKI WINS!!!!!! MAY HE BE PROMOTED TO OZEKI!!! #sumo

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

@ninaturner No the fuck they don't.

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

@a3voices @cnakazawa Bro, go lick boots somewhere else.

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

Sometimes I swear my nose hairs are growing further and further back just so I can't reach them for the sole purpose of making me itch my nose like crackhead.
I fucking hate you nose hairs.

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

I wish my farts sounded like the Godzilla blast.

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

Y'all think the new pope knew King Von?

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

#wrestlemania Well shit, that was a bit...anti-climactic. lmao

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

#wrestlemania📷Travis Scott please leave 😒

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

#wrestlemania📷 "An Attitude was adjusted!"

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

IRON CODY MAN #wrestlemania

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

It's time. CENA. CODY. #wrestlemania

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

That woman is getting a payout! He scared the shit out of her! lmao #wrestlemania

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

STONE COLD! WHAT! STONE COLD!! #wrestlemania

[Valentino Handsome @RoastedGotEm]

HELL YEAH! #wrestlemania