there's a hateful old gelding at work. loves biting. today fiona and i walked into the barn on my break, I was eating one of those lil apple sauce squeezes. This big mean fucker looked at the two of us, put his ears forward, and nickered like the littlest baby baby in the world
girl asked god to resurrect her dead girlfriend and he said sorry i can’t but can you become one of my saints and live on my space station with my other saints and turns out all the saints and god also fuck sometimes (for plot reasons)