🌈🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 The Runner

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My (true) story (🧵)

My mother said she’d kill her son
If he proved to be a “queer”
You’ll guess I never told her
Because I am still here

When I was just a wee small lad
No matter what I did
“Disgusting” she called me each day
I was a withdrawn kid

[🌈🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 The Runner @Rob_the_Runner]

@creek_moose Wishing your Mom all the very, very best! You boys are obviously great carers.

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@andreajenkyns This is probably the stupidest post of the day. Age appropriate sex education vital in primary schools.

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@redditchrachel @nadhimzahawi , @nadhimzahawi , @nadhimzahawi ...

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@ruskin147 A bit late but I saw this and think it is just so ‘doggo’

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@ruskin147 #SophieFromRomania 's bed looks so cosy and warm. I think if I lived at Cellan-Jones Towers I would be tempted to curl up alongside and snuggle in!

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@noir_pearl Ah, but that’s different ... Brits overseas are expats, overseas people coming to UK are (illegal) immigrants. Keep up!

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@DebbieM_1961 @Sassy191919 @legwill No, absolutely not.
In one year or in one year's time (time of one year)
In five years or in five years' time

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@MarinaPurkiss Oh come on, we’ve all done it ... an extra beer or two with your pizza and, before you know it, the bill's doubled...

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@QueenQuinnAire You’ve misplaced your ears again, Quinn! Never mind you have a beautiful rhinarium.

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@DebbieM_1961 @Sassy191919 @legwill Without ANY doubt it is five years' time.

Just think, you wouldn’t say “one year time” would you?

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@LouiseScot51918 Apart from anything else, the very obvious point is that the truly poor (and therefore often the most likely to need healthcare) are the people least likely to have smart phones.

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@VictoriaAtkins Forgive me, but I thought that was your job, @VictoriaAtkins .

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@PeteFinland66 Wishing you all the very best.

May the winds blow gently for you.

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@mrjamesob I guess it’s the barrel...

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@gerryoliver1 Please define “English”.

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@g_gosden The only question is will it be bad enough to get Badenoch out?

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@ruskin147 I think you’ve done it now, @ruskin147 ! #sophiefromromania will be knocking on your bedroom door at 6am every day, lead in mouth, saying “Come on Dad, time to go exploring.”

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@johnredwood “Nurse, nurse, @johnredwood 's out of bed again.”

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@deanbegley1 OMG!!! It looks like the reject group from the auditions for ‘The Addams Family’.

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@dave43law The only time out-of-her-depth, aggressive @KemiBadenoch lies is when she opens her mouth ... oh, I think I see the problem.