Little bit of a shout-out. Please follow my wife @Diane94338153. She is as bad as me. She may follow you back, then again, she may think your soft. She has built her little unverified account over 10k. She is this hot little silver haired minx that keeps me in line at home.
In 2026, this is how women are treated for peacefully standing up for their rights. There was no way I was going to leave that stadium of my own free will. We did nothing wrong.
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Dear @IlhanMN and @Ilhan
Letโs get one thing straight before you clear your throat for another performative โhey look at me and the dirty-ass towel on my dirty fucking headโ speech.
Keep my motherfucking presidentโs name out of your motherfucking mouth.
Or should I say brotherfucking?
I bet you smell like the lost-and-found at a Somali airport terminal that just got hit with a power outage.
Equal parts Islamic body odor, expired goat milk, warm plastic from those refugee camp tarps, and the faint chemical tang of whatever printer toner was used on the marriage certificates that somehow never quite matched the DNA.
You stand up there in that headscarf like itโs a fashion statement instead of a portable tent that finally escaped the thrift store after three owners and a flea infestation.
The same voters who put Trump back in the White House have already decided the sequel involves your exit.
You will be removed from this country whether you like it or not.
By ballot, by statute, by the quiet bureaucratic realization that โasylumโ is not a hereditary title that immunizes you from every fraud allegation.
Youโre not a refugee anymore, youโre an un-American piece of goat shit.
Your entire brand is โI escaped hell and now Iโm here to lecture the people who let me in."
I'm not sure if you found out yet but...
YOU are the enemy.
YOU do not belong.
While youโre busy branding the entire Republican party the โpedo protecting party,โ maybe take a long look at the foundational texts you still quote when it suits you.
Your prophet is the pedo.
You know...Muhammad?
According to the most widely accepted Hadith collections in Sunni tradition, that pedo consummated a marriage with a girl recorded as six or nine.
And you're still bitching about white men?
You married the whitest guy ever.
His name is literally fucking TIM.
Meanwhile, your people?
They're literally destroying the entire planet.
You know what you look like 11han?
You look like the โbeforeโ picture in every โdonโt marry your cousinโ public service announcement.
You look like the reason airport security still makes people take their shoes off.
You look like the final boss of grift, the one who shows up, points at the country that took her in, and calls the hosts the real problem.
You look like someone who thinks โSomaliโ is a personality and โAmericanโ is an insult.
The same country that let you in is done pretending your existence is a moral achievement.
The bureaucracy is already building the exit ramp.
The fraud cases, the marriage questions, the dual-loyalty gymnastics, the endless โmy people are being oppressed by the people who saved themโ routine...all of it is collapsing under the weight of actual results.
You are not a permanent resident of the American conscience.
You are a temporary error that is about to be corrected.
Every speech you give, every scarf you adjust for the cameras, every time you open your stinky brother kissing mouth about who does and doesnโt belong...it is just accelerating the moment when the country decides the experiment is over.
Your removal wonโt be dramatic.
It will be administrative, legal, and final.
And the only thing left will be the footage of you screaming that the people who no longer want you, are the real villains.
You are the enemy, 11han.
You do not belong here and the door is already swinging shut.
Time to pack your bags and head back to the shithole that birthed you.
In freedom,
Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA