Robbie Battisti

You should follow me because I am a very important person.

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

@AndrewPCochran Acceptable

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

We can stop using the word “vibes.”

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

In the State of Washington, deaths from heroin hit record levels during 1995.

Sorry, crack. It just wasn't your year.

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

Going out drinking with the boys tonight

[#RingoStarr @ringostarrmusic]

Peace and love from London I wanted to wish everybody a happy merry Christmas. I hope you all have a wonderful time. Love, love, peace and love and don’t forget. Happy new year peace of love.😎✌️🌟❤️🎶🌈🥦🍒☮️

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

Absolute dogshit

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

just 2 dudes in 2003 not realizing they just made one of the best songs ever https://t.co/p4Z4C9jjZt

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

Never forget

[King or Garbage @KingorGarbage]

Is #SpotifyWrapped king or garbage?

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Boxer Tommy Morrison, who is HIV-positive, has announced plans to come out of retirement for one last fight.

When asked about the possible health risks that his opponents face, Morrison said, "They might get AIDS."

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

And finally, next Thursday, Americans everywhere will celebrate the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Or, as turkeys refer to it... "Murder Day."

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

@GregKing77 Not a mind blowing take, but a good one. Personally, I’d lump things that weren’t done online but are now done online together like Uber, Venmo, Amazon into one category.

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

@GregKing77 @HogansHereOh Hot Take Hogan has returned.

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

@HogansHereOh @Megatron_ron You ranting about how much Beowulf sucks in Greg’s kitchen was an all timer Andrew moment

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Researchers have developed a so-called "red wine pill", which gives all the benefits of red wine without the alcohol.

Yeah. It's called a grape.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Got asked a ridiculous question yesterday so are OASIS gonna be as good as you once were because when sone bands get back together there not as good I said listen here you CUNT even on our bad day we’ll still wipe the floor with majority of bands out there BUMBACLART LG x

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

@LocalH @ItchRocks Options are slim, but Arkadin Cinema would probably be your best bet. @arkadin

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

If you’re a fan of the word “garbage” then this has been just a great week to be on this app.

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

@mirda_inc Shfifty Five is eternal!

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

@jcoch632 I could go for a Breaking Bonaduce rewatch.

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

Not real places I wish I could hang out at:

1. Tree Top Town
2. The bonus level from Sonic 2
3. The shrine of the silver monkey

[Robbie Battisti @Robbb21]

Alright guys, you know the drill. It’s the annual autumn Native American cedar flute transmission of Hearts of Space this week. One of the best they do all year. Must listen.