Rob Burnett

Writer/Director The Fundamentals of Caring. Former EP Late Show. Co-Creator Ed. Instagram: Robburnett1

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It would be hilarious if this guy ever became president.

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@Hobbysdeli Lookin’ svelte!

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@taylorhawkins was the coolest. Every single second that guy was cool. What a sad, sad day.

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@michaelianblack I thought of a way to reject your bit on Letterman this morning.

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There should be a required label on every product that tells you how long it is going to take you to try to open it. Yes, I’m officially an old guy.

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The parking on I95 in Virginia is great! We have had a free spot for 8 hours now and counting!

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@AnnSiebert6 We are I95 Northbound just shy of Exit 148 and have not moved for several hours.

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@aliciaspencee I am now. 2016 me was just “ok”

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So many guests. None I looked forward to more than Norm.

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Jessie’s girlfriend to Jessie: “Your friend is creeping me out.”

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Fun time with Michelle Simone Miller talking about…ME! Everyone’s favorite subject! Right? (Just say “right.”)

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Our #Mentor this week on the podcast is 5x #Emmy winning Executive Producer, Director and former Head Writer for #davidletterman @Robburnett1 Episode wherever you listen to podcasts or https://t.co/voWCY7YySe

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@colliderfrosty @ArcLightCinemas Our first screening of The Fundamentals of Caring took place at the Arc. Great place. Will never forget it.

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The Sundance Canada Goose jacket remains my favorite garment!

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For us commoners: @Robburnett1 on life as a director at #Sundance. Rollicking, heartfelt, and glazed in Vaseline. https://t.co/8IJxhkrYOh

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@Nerdzilla76 @billscheft It does!

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@sarfrazmanzoor Ditto.

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How bout instead the robots have to prove they’re not us?

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Is there a chance @realDonaldTrump is just doing a bit?

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At least there is *something* good about 2020: @cooperraiff2 ‘s debut “Shithouse.” Don’t let the name scare you away from this beautiful and touching film by a great writer-director-actor. And at only 23!

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Q: What do you call a rhinoceros who calls himself a rhinoceros but who doesn’t act like a rhinoceros?
A: A RINO.

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Now that the recount in Georgia is over the right thing to do is to recount the votes in Georgia.