Robert

[Robert @RobC2121]

Bernie: "You're wrong"
John Delaney:

[My Shining Star Children’s Cancer Charity 🌟 @myshiningstaruk]

*** URGENT APPEAL***❤️❤️
Keira has been given just 3-6months to live after a 4.5 year fight against brain cancer!!
Her dying wish is to find out what happens in the next INFINITY WAR film. The family have tried everything!

PLEASE RT help make Keira’s dream come true!!! Xx

[The Elder Scrolls @ElderScrolls]

Speaking of red… win your own custom #NintendoSwitch by replying with a Valentine written to your #Skyrim sweetheart.

Official Rules: https://t.co/fGoYh31pIE

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Football is a fun game to play ! Toss the ball with your f(r)iends today !

https://t.co/mkkYn0Ptvl

#TommyWiseau
#TheRoom
#BestF(r)iends
#Football
#SuperBowl
#NFL

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

FBI SECRET SOCIETY TEXTS, DECODED

OMG = “oust my government”
LOL = “lose our leadership”
BRB = “bring righteous bloodshed”
TTYL = “topple tyranny, yay liberty”

[Grαcie @graciemo_15]

@TheEllenShow https://t.co/i3Y5SlUAsA

[Audrey Dubois @PlatypusInPlaid]

concept: finsta, but for linkedin

[’HIMitar Berbatov @Malonthemoon__]

Abraham: Isaac, we going to the mountain to perform a sacrifice.

Isaac: I don’t see the ram father, what are we sacrificing?

Abraham: https://t.co/1v5uzR8C2o

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

The Boss Baby now has more #OscarNoms than Donald Sutherland, Terry Gilliam, Peter Lorre, Danny Glover, Robin Wright, Sergio Leone, Mia Farrow, Gong Li, John Barrymore, Jim Carrey, Toshiro Mifune, Rob Reiner Scarlett Johansson Alan Rickman Marilyn Monroe & Buster Keaton combined.

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp

[Robert @RobC2121]

@BoJackHorseman does this apply to horses too? Or just humans? Humans don’t say “human” when they see people https://t.co/t866K7iCXX

[alex @primetimealexx]

If you drive past horses and don’t say “horses” you’re a psychopath

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

525k retweets. A brilliantly acted fracas between me and Winona in the rotunda for the charters of freedom, a paperclip and a mid 90s headshot of Nicholas Cage is all I’d need... https://t.co/fZJEXoT8Rk

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

125k retweets. Provided date works with s3 shooting schedule, I will get ordained and perform ceremony. I get to read an esteemed love letter of my choosing, and after the cake is officially cut, I get the very first piece. #allthecakes https://t.co/rSku8qD7uT

[Dominic @sweatpants_hq]

If your science folder wasn’t green when you were a kid you’re psychopath sorry boss I don’t make the rules

[Robert @RobC2121]

@PlatypusInPlaid

[Netflix @netflix]

Black Mirror — S4:E5 “Metalhead” (dir. David Slade)

[Robert @RobC2121]

see this is supposed to be a typical marketing tweet of a trending hashtag but this is actually highly relevant to both myself and the Scituate community https://t.co/2KKxyC6Ksl

[Cumberland Farms @cumberlandfarms]

#MyHighSchoolYearsIn5Words: Hitting up Cumby’s after class.

[Boston Calling @bostoncalling]

Don't miss out on Early Bird tickets. RT to enter to win two VIP passes to #BostonCalling! https://t.co/zhKqZwgl5q