Robert Casper

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

If you're 30yo and up don't forget to nap today or we won't make it to midnight.

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

Friendly reminder to put all current a boyfriends and girlfriends at the edge of family photos so they can be easily cropped out later.

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

@Geniustechw I don't see a "her" anywhere. What are you talking about? 🤷

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

@EshaAA33 Women

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

So help me God if these chestnuts were roasted on a closed fire will I lose my f*cking mind.

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

@Botted_Likes @insanefrog If women didn't exist men would do the same without women making them feel guilty about it.

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

Although it's our philosophy to live in the present. It is important to take a day for reflection and remember those who gave themselves for a better future. As we express our gratitude we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by
them

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

Control that of which you have the ability. A Persons Behavior has more to do with their own internal struggle than it does with you.

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

#FuckYouItsMyBirthday

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

If someone doesn't appreciate you, don't get mad, get gone; leave them hanging. While you're out drinking drinks, petting pups - living life.

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

Moving forward, I think the @CDCgov would be remiss if they didn't designate Feb 13th as "National HPV-Day". Happy Pre-Valentines Day everyone!
#HPVawareness #PreValentinesDay #ValentinesDay #CDC

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

@DudespostingWs Yeah, good dudes help people then post it on the internet for "likes". GTFOH. 🙄

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

We have been unburdened by what has been!
#Trump2024

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

I bought a lot of Halloween candy this year, but did't pass all of it out, so I have a shit ton of candy left. If anyone wants some, feel free to text me so I can tell you to fuck off because it's mine!

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

Don't forget to change your clocks today, and change your President on Tuesday! 🇺🇸

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

Eallra Hālgena ǣfen deriven from "All Hallow's Eve" is the end of the Celtic Summer and the beginning of the "Dark Half" of the year. Go forth and Celebrate "All Saint's Day" and have a safe and Happy Halloween! 👻 💀

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

@InternetH0F The situation is called "Nunya". And until you better understand 2A, keep your mouth shut.

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

Trump didn't pick a person of color.
Trump didn't pick a woman.
Trump didn't pick a minority.
He picked another white male.
This is a man that understands the consequences of DEI.
This is a man that understands that choices need to be made based on qualifications instead of bias.

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

@DenPaul_ @MarioNawfal Nunya 🖕

[Robert Casper @RobCasper]

If you're a Vegan who drives a jeep, ran a marathon, and got your dogs from a shelter; how do you decide which topic to wedge into a conversation first?